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Offline aldo_14

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Gravity is a lie!
on: August 19, 2005, 04:00:33 am
 

Offline Kosh

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Gravity is a lie!
Reply #1 on: August 19, 2005, 04:22:15 am
:lol: Good one.


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Offline pyro-manic

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Reply #2 on: August 19, 2005, 11:42:04 am
:lol: Very good. It's not actually that far-fetched...
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Offline Roanoke

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Reply #3 on: August 19, 2005, 11:49:57 am
Doesn't sound too unlikely.....
 

Offline Kazan

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Reply #4 on: August 19, 2005, 11:59:58 am
Herr Zwiebel can be pretty spot-on :D
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Reply #5 on: August 19, 2005, 12:26:57 pm
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Offline Descenterace

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Reply #6 on: August 19, 2005, 12:29:22 pm
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Originally posted by Roanoke
Doesn't sound too unlikely.....


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Offline Primus

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Reply #7 on: August 19, 2005, 12:29:42 pm
:lol: That shocked me.
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