Author Topic: Not Far From the Truth(Iraq) (Read 670 times)

redmenace · **on:** August 19, 2005, 04:30:36 am

http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4133&n=3

Sigma957 · **Reply #1 on:** August 19, 2005, 04:46:20 am

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"Last week, I couldn't work a suicide-bombing shift because I had to be alive early the next morning for patrol duty," Hassim said. "I was calling everyone, but I had a hell of a time trying to find someone to replace me. At the last minute, Fathi [Abd al-Khalid] agreed to take the shift. That guy's such a martyr."

The mind boggles.

aldo_14 · **Reply #2 on:** August 19, 2005, 04:50:19 am

Ford Prefect · **Reply #3 on:** August 19, 2005, 10:59:04 am

I dream of writing for The Onion some day. They're simply the best in their art.

karajorma · **Reply #4 on:** August 19, 2005, 12:41:57 pm

Without a doubt

Roanoke · **Reply #5 on:** August 19, 2005, 01:05:58 pm

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"Its not like you can behead a hostage twice."

achtung · **Reply #6 on:** August 19, 2005, 11:17:36 pm

Knight Templar · **Reply #7 on:** August 21, 2005, 02:41:59 am

One of their articles was on an AP test of mine last year. Good stuff.

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