ok so it was this kid's first day on a pirate ship...he was like 12...anyway....
he goes to meet the captain and the captain comes walkin out with a peg leg, and a hook on his hand, and a patch on his eye, and says "Arrrrr"
The kid was like "Wow, you are the ultimate pirate"
The Caption was like "Arrrrrr"
The kid said..."what happened to your hand?"
To which the captain replied...."Arrrrrr, one day when i was a young lad about your age, we were pirating off the Waters of Madagascar, and a cannonball took me hand."
The kid said "Wow"
The captain said "Arrrrrrr"
the kid said "What happened to your leg?"
The captain said "Arrrrrr, one day when i was a young lad, not much older than yerself, we were piratin the waters of the Spanish main, and in a freak Hurricane...i was blown over the side and a shark took my leg."
The kid said "Wow"
The captain said "Arrrrrrr"
The Kid said...what happened to your eye?
The captain said "When i was young lad about yer age, i was lookin up inta the sky to get me bearings, and a bird flyin o'erhead pooped in me eye."
The kid said "What? let me get this straight...a cannonball took your hand, a shark took your leg, and a bird pooped in your eye?"
The captain was like "Arrrrrr, was the first day i 'ad me 'ook"
