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Offline Thorn

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i got this to scare the trolls and   ers off
 

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Offline Setekh

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Ok then...

 

   

 

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SCREW CANON!

 

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Offline DragonClaw

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I can't see fortunecity pictures for some reason....  

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Offline Thorn

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Originally posted by Setekh:
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Well, since I started it, I say HLP can have it, so.....

   

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Originally posted by Thorn:
Moron Thinks It's The Rapture

ARKANSAS CITY (EAP) -- A Little Rock woman was killed yesterday after
leaping through her moving car's sun roof during an incident best described
as "a mistaken rapture" by dozens of eye witnesses. Thirteen other people
were injured after a twenty-car pile up resulted from people trying to avoid
hitting the woman who was apparently convinced that the rapture was
occurring when she saw twelve people floating up into the air, and then
passed a man on the side of the
road who she claimed was Jesus.

"She started screaming "He's back, He's back" and climbed right out of the
sunroof and jumped off the roof of the car," said Everett Williams, husband
of 28-year-old Georgann Williams who was pronounced dead at the scene.

"I was slowing down but she wouldn't wait till I stopped," Williams said.
She thought the rapture was happening and was convinced that Jesus was gonna
lift her up into the sky," he went on to say.

"This is the strangest thing I've seen since I've been on the force," said
Paul Madison, first officer on the scene.

Madison questioned the man who looked like Jesus and discovered that he was
dressed up as Jesus and was on his way to a toga costume party when the tarp
covering the bed of his pickup truck came loose and released twelve blow up
sex dolls filled with helium which floated up into the air.

wait a second! this didn't really happen, did it? is their a link to an article?
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Offline Thorn

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I dunno, a friend sent it to me, I can ask him where he got it..

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Originally posted by Stryke 9:
There's a certain set "Jesus look" that was made in the middle ages- white, brown hair, beard, looked nothing like the son of a Jewish carpenter living out in the desert would... but oh well. It doesn't matter.


True. Most Sephardic Jews nowadays have black hair and darkish complexion. The Ashkenazi, on the other hand, can pass for "standard" westerners any day.


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Ok then...

   

   

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