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Offline Kosh

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http://www.moviehole.net/news/whats_this_theyre_remaking_pre.html



The first Predator was very good, despite some of the Predator  effects being so out of date. I don't really see why they would remake it, other than they couldn't come up with anything decent for a Predator 3 storyline.
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Offline vyper

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...hell no.
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Offline Primus

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Cool!

Hey! I have a better idea. Terminator 2 - The Remake! :doubt:
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Offline aldo_14

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"WWE superstar"

Says it all, really, about how utterly ****e this would be.

 

Offline Mefustae

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It could be worse... I mean... they could get Paul W. Anderson to direct...

 

Offline Kosh

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He isn't that bad of a director.....



He just can't write worth a damn.
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Offline pyro-manic

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Just... no.
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Offline Black Wolf

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Predator with no Schwarzenegger... how about no...
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Offline Nuke

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behold the sound of my admiration for predator being flushed down the toilet.
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Offline WMCoolmon

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-C

 

Offline Kie99

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Suddenly AvP is going to look good.
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Offline pyro-manic

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I have this terrible fear that one day soon, some imbecile is going to get it into his head that it'd be really cool to do a remake of The Birds...


And then we'll be truly ****ed.
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Offline WMCoolmon

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Just hope it isn't George Lucas.




I've never seen the Birds, so just pretend I made a "shoots first" style joke.
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Offline pyro-manic

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:D

You should. It's a Hitchcock classic (possibly his finest film), and pant-wettingly scary, in the kind of sinister-ominous-tension-building way that modern horror completely fails to be. :yes: Just beautifully done.
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Offline IPAndrews

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Why the hell would you remake predator? A jungle in 1987 looks the same as a jungle in 2005. A guy in a cool alien costume in 1987 looks the same as a guy in a cool alien costume in 2005. Plus the original Predator is a great little film and does about as much as you can with that particular concept. What a monumental waste or time and effort.
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Offline pyro-manic

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And has a complete lack of Arnie. Granted, he ain't exactly the best actor in the world, but that's what makes his good films so good - we know we're going to get the cheesy one-liners, bad-guy-slaughtering, mud-crawling and general badassed-ness etc. delivered by Arnie. Whereas this will star some charisma-less meathead in a posing pouch from WWL or whatever the hell they call themselves these days. Nobody older than 14 will know who he is, nobody will care what happens to him, and Teh Speshul Effex!!1™, extensive though they will be, will not make up for it. Plus they'll add in a "crazy" hip-hop and/or nu-metal soundtrack a la Fast And The Furious or Triple-X, and be directed like a music video....

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Offline Mefustae

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*breathes*
Gah....
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Offline Janos

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I am just waiting for Predator 2 remake with Will Smith and some other sassy black cop throwing heee-larious oneliners whilst chasing the predator and shooting Swat Guns and black latex and hot chicks and whatever
lol wtf

 

Offline pyro-manic

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Swat Guns

Do they shoot those plastic spatula things that kill flies?
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Offline Janos

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Swat Guns

Do they shoot those plastic spatula things that kill flies?

yes with explosive spatulas (and flies)
lol wtf