[Fozzy]

MONTH 1
Argh, the past three months of my life have been dreadfull, i am 18 and 4 months ago my girlfriend split up with me and i still LOVE HER. so i turned to Drink and rock and roal to try to make my self forget about her cute ass, but now i realise i love her even though i know now she cheated on me in turkey on a two week holiday with a turkish waiter called "ali" of all things. whilst i was missing her everyday.

MONTH 2
Well she dumped me and went ape if i even tryed to talk to her, oh well now we are talking and I am glad because even though we are not daiting we still have a laugh and she makes me smile STILL.

MONTH 3
I have noticed i always shake somthings wrong i just cant keep my arms still...

I had a very short relationship with a local slapper, any way i dumped her when she snogged another lad at college. then i realised how many people actualy dated her.

MONTH 4
The Slapper could in all possability be pregnent. :-( and it could be mine............

I need another Drink,,,,,   HICUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

has any one had a worse 4 months, it might make me feel better about myself.

oh 5 months ago my granddad died

[aldo_14]

In all honesty, no.  Sorry.

[Galemp]

My deepest, most heartfelt condolences to your condition. *hands Fozzy a cup of hot chocolate and a Vasudan plushy*

[Stealth]

sorry to hear it... i've had worst experiences though

[an0n]

............Just think about all the poor little kids who are being beaten, raped and killed over Christmas, if that doesn't make you feel greatful for all the things you've got and are currently ignoring, then at least it'll give you a quick laugh.

Grow the **** up and stop whining. Your problems amount to, Survey Says: A bad choice of partners.......And alcoholism.

Except for the arm thing. You should probably get that looked at. Might just be stress though.

It's not like your out on the streets, or being beaten, or dying from leukemia or anything. Forget about the cheating *****. Distance yourself from the pregnant ***** and DEMAND DNA tests if she claims it's yours (chances are, it won't be).

Anyway, there's my splash of harsh reality for you.

[delta_7890]

*cringes* Though I never would have said it myself..Anon's more or less right here.  Things will only get better if you make them better.  True, things have sucked for you, but what's done is done..  Learn to accept it, slap a grin on your face, and move on with your life.

[Unknown Target]

*whacks an0n with a rolled-up newspaper*
Be nice!
...


Ouch man, that's got to hurt. How can you think it's yours? Please tell me you wore a condom.

[Razor]

Yeah do the DNA test even if you need to put a gun on her head to take her to the center if she refuses to take the test. But hey you are a man and she's a*****. She wouldn't stand a chance.

I am really sorry to hear that your Grand Father died. That's really sad news. Forget about that *****. Try to somehow make things better in your family and look after yourself. Drinking is bad. And about the girls, as they say there are many fishes in the sea, and you will be able to find a better one I am sure.
If I were you, I would sit down and think of how to get out of the mess. You can't change the past, but you can controll your future.

[an0n]

Originally posted by Razor
Drinking is bad.

HEATHEN! Burn him! BURN HIM!

[Unknown Target]

Hey man, just take a break for a month.
Go visit some place like Paris, enjoy yourself, maybe take a look at the grand canyon or a stripper's ass (same thing )
Have as much fun as you can, and just basically take a break from life, that's the best cure for anything.

[Styxx]

Originally posted by an0n
HEATHEN! Burn him! BURN HIM!

* hands an0n a torch *

[demon442]

Originally posted by an0n
............Just think about all the poor little kids who are being beaten, raped and killed over Christmas, if that doesn't make you feel greatful for all the things you've got and are currently ignoring, then at least it'll give you a quick laugh.

Grow the **** up and stop whining. Your problems amount to, Survey Says: A bad choice of partners.......And alcoholism.

Except for the arm thing. You should probably get that looked at. Might just be stress though.

It's not like your out on the streets, or being beaten, or dying from leukemia or anything. Forget about the cheating *****. Distance yourself from the pregnant ***** and DEMAND DNA tests if she claims it's yours (chances are, it won't be).

Anyway, there's my splash of harsh reality for you.

Damn right on all points.

[Warlock]

Originally posted by an0n
............Just think about all the poor little kids who are being beaten, raped and killed over Christmas, if that doesn't make you feel greatful for all the things you've got and are currently ignoring, then at least it'll give you a quick laugh.

Grow the **** up and stop whining. Your problems amount to, Survey Says: A bad choice of partners.......And alcoholism.

Except for the arm thing. You should probably get that looked at. Might just be stress though.

It's not like your out on the streets, or being beaten, or dying from leukemia or anything. Forget about the cheating *****. Distance yourself from the pregnant ***** and DEMAND DNA tests if she claims it's yours (chances are, it won't be).

Anyway, there's my splash of harsh reality for you.

*nod*

One thing I've learned in life,... ppl really have to learn from bull**** and move on. Everyone's been in the "She left but I still love her" boat at some point or another and to one degree or another ,.. trust me the **** works out and life goes the hell on. Just over a year ago I went through it with a girl I cared for,...in the end I caught the reality bat right the **** upside my head,.. moved on ,... and at the point in my life now I could not be happier. (Probably since I'm with a great gal and we're planning something for next summer if ya know what I mean
)

In short,         **** happens

[Shrike]

Meh, every female in my social circle is either taken or lesbian, or a combination of the two.

I love my friends.

[diamondgeezer]

My house mate Big Gay Mike keeps trying to p1mp his mum on us... deeply disturbing, let me tell you...

[Razor]

Originally posted by an0n

HEATHEN! Burn him! BURN HIM!

* hands an0n a torch *

*Arms the desintegrating Sniper and shoots an0n and Sticks*

[Kazashi]

Originally posted by Fozzy

has any one had a worse 4 months, it might make me feel better about myself.

My sympathies for your situation.

I could tell you about how much worse my past 10 months have been, but it won't make you feel any better. If anything it only goes to show how low people can get and how much of a pain living life can be, plus I'm not going to reveal the details to a bunch of virtual strangers. No offence.

Originally posted by Warlock


*nod*

One thing I've learned in life,... ppl really have to learn from bull**** and move on.


*SNIP*


In short,         **** happens

Less than a year ago, I would've been telling people the same thing. Nowadays, I'm constantly discovering more and more ways of how "**** happens". Just have to keep shrugging it off until the next pile comes flooding in.

[Stunaep]

Originally posted by Shrike
Meh, every female in my social circle is either taken or lesbian, or a combination of the two.

I love my friends.

plus the SM girlies I sent you. unless they DID go to the horny escimo on the north pole, who is apparently called (for some odd reason) Santa-Claus. Explains why you spend so much time here though.

HEATHEN! Burn him! BURN HIM!

and that, gentlemen, plus Tiara and Bo, is why shotguns were replaced with flamethrowers.

*reaches under seat*
*looks for the flamethrower and the asses of our female members*
*makes overcooked Razor*

[Razor]

Originally posted by Stunaep


*makes overcooked Razor*

Ha ha! That's lame! Pathetic! I laugh at you! Now run! Run little one and don't look back! :devil:
*Reaches for the lightsaber and cuts Peanuts with ease*
You look good without...a HEAD!

Ok enough of this! Back to topic.

[diamondgeezer]

You just don't understand, do you Razor? You don't, shall we say, "get it"... well, keep trying