[vyper]

Originally posted by diamondgeezer
My house mate Big Gay Mike keeps trying to p1mp his mum on us... deeply disturbing, let me tell you...

Oh. Dear. God.

Anyway sorry 2 hear that fozzy, all I can say is - all good things come to those who wait.

[Fozzy]

you guys rule, well my current GF is a careing biesexual, who is very pretty.

and that little slapper says she wants nothing to do with me. so i am happy ish.

[Shrike]

Originally posted by Fozzy
you guys rule, well my current GF is a careing biesexual, who is very pretty.

Menage a Trois!

[Unknown Target]

A bisexual! $hit, man! You got it made!
What the heck are you complaining about? j/k

[vyper]

*makes general announcement over the HLP tannoy*
FOZZY'S BIRD SWINGS BOTH WAYS!!!!
*gets crushed in stampede*

[Levyathan]

Originally posted by diamondgeezer
My house mate Big Gay Mike keeps trying to p1mp his mum on us... deeply disturbing, let me tell you...

I don't know why I can't help it but laugh everytime you mention him.

[an0n]

Eh? Why are people agreeing with me? It's most unsettling.

*goes to check that the space-crack hasn't leaked into the water-supply*

[kode]

Originally posted by an0n
Eh? Why are people agreeing with me? It's most unsettling.

*goes to check that the space-crack hasn't leaked into the water-supply*

I think they're agreeing with you because of your positive views on life. or the opposite of positive.
*takes advantage of the opportunity, and runs off with bosch beer and the remaining space crack*

[Razor]

Originally posted by diamondgeezer
You just don't understand, do you Razor? You don't, shall we say, "get it"... well, keep trying

Seems to me that you are the one who doesn't...get it.

[Levyathan]

This might get fun.

[an0n]

Originally posted by kode
I think they're agreeing with you because of your positive views on life. or the opposite of positive.
*takes advantage of the opportunity, and runs off with bosch beer and the remaining space crack*

*tumbles a chair into kode's legs as he flees, crippling him and shattering the beer across the floor*

NOO!!! If the Shivans catch wind of the smel.........
*hears a creaking-hissing noise from the AC vents above*

RUN!!!!!!!!

*runs for the vault, firing shots into the AC vents along the way*

[kode]

Great. Now I lie halfdead on the floor and I smell like Admiral Aken Bosch a tuesday morning. Where's my ETAK device?

*digs in pocket, picks up a small black thingy*

Great. It's broken. And it's totally An0n's fault.

*Get's up, throws hand grenade at fleeing An0n, hides behind a side door*

[an0n]

Mmmm. Mini-pineapple.

*drools*

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!*

[Shrike]

*Uses an0n-seeking missile*

[kode]

*shrike falls down through roof*

We're in knee-deep trouble now...

*tries to avoid plasma beams*

[an0n]

That's a funny looking missile.

AAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

[an0n]

*hold a gun to UT's head and forces him to script some back-up into the scene, periodically moving the gun to fire at the Shivan(s)*

[Shrike]

Originally posted by an0n
*hold a gun to UT's head and forces him to script some back-up into the scene, periodically moving the gun to fire at the Shivan(s)*

No Shivans, just me.

[an0n]

Okay.

*shoots Shrike*

[Shrike]

*phase shifts and doges laser beam*