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Offline Tiara

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Reply #20 on: June 04, 2004, 12:30:10 pm
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That’s right my 13 year old son drank a bottle of Dom Perignon champagne- 1995.

:p Beer I can understand... but Dom Perignon? :lol:
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Offline pyro-manic

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Reply #21 on: June 04, 2004, 12:46:55 pm
Gets you pissed, innit? Anything fizzy gets you drunk quickly.
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Offline Stealth

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Reply #22 on: June 04, 2004, 12:50:20 pm
he probably didn't know what he was drinking
 

Offline kasperl

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Reply #23 on: June 04, 2004, 12:51:00 pm
I'm 16 and at least 6ft4' by now. Not that I have checked in a month or so, but the last check at the hospital a month ago told me I was 1.9 meters, or 6 ft 4.

And yeah, the ****ker got owned, and with good reason too.
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Offline aldo_14

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Reply #24 on: June 04, 2004, 12:51:47 pm
Genius. :)
 

Offline Stealth

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Reply #25 on: June 04, 2004, 12:52:20 pm
damn you guys are all giants.

6'3", 6'4".  i'm only 6'2" and i feel short :p
 

Offline aldo_14

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Reply #26 on: June 04, 2004, 12:56:48 pm
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Originally posted by Stealth
damn you guys are all giants.

6'3", 6'4".  i'm only 6'2" and i feel short :p


Meh.  That's still taller than me, I believe..
 

Offline DragonClaw

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Reply #27 on: June 04, 2004, 12:57:33 pm
Anyone want to hook me up with growth hormone?

I'm only 5'10" :hopping:
 

Offline kasperl

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Reply #28 on: June 04, 2004, 01:02:17 pm
Hey, you try to buy fitting pants when you are 6ft4, on a budget, and thin as a broomstick. (Well, not litterally, but it get's pretty damn close. I'm 62.0KG (11 stone or something))
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Offline J3Vr6

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Reply #29 on: June 04, 2004, 01:06:16 pm
u guys all SUCK.  You're all too tall!!! What is it with kids these days?  6'4 at age 13?  What the hell were u drinking outta momma's titty?  Steroids?!

hispanics are normally short, so I'm the tallest in my family (5'9, lol).
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Reply #30 on: June 04, 2004, 01:08:11 pm
How much is 1.65 meters in feets? :nervous:
"Closing the Box" - a campaign in the making :nervous:

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Offline Thorn

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Reply #31 on: June 04, 2004, 01:11:23 pm
****. You are skinny. I'm about 91kg (if I did my conversion right, 200lbs)
 

Offline J3Vr6

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Reply #32 on: June 04, 2004, 01:12:38 pm
u can't be tall and fat?  or short and fat?
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Offline Thorn

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Reply #33 on: June 04, 2004, 01:13:40 pm
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Originally posted by Ghostavo
How much is 1.65 meters in feets? :nervous:

5'4" or 5'5"
 

Offline Ghostavo

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Reply #34 on: June 04, 2004, 01:19:26 pm
F****** s*** you guys are monsters/giants or what? :shaking:
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Offline kasperl

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Reply #35 on: June 04, 2004, 01:23:14 pm
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Originally posted by Ghostavo
How much is 1.65 meters in feets? :nervous:


a foot is 30 cm, an inch is 2,5. So you are 5 foot (1,50 meters) and 6 inch (0,15m). 5'6''
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Offline kasperl

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Reply #36 on: June 04, 2004, 01:24:23 pm
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Originally posted by J3Vr6
u guys all SUCK.  You're all too tall!!! What is it with kids these days?  6'4 at age 13?  What the hell were u drinking outta momma's titty?  Steroids?!

hispanics are normally short, so I'm the tallest in my family (5'9, lol).


not at age 13, at age 16. At thirtheen, I was before the major growth run (30 cm/1ft in 6 months).
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you haven't learned masochism until you've tried to read a Microsoft help file.  -- Goober5000
I've got 2 drug-addict syblings and one alcoholic whore. And I'm a ****ing sociopath --an0n
You cannot defeat Windows through strength alone. Only patience, a lot of good luck, and a sledgehammer will do the job. --StratComm
 

Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Reply #37 on: June 04, 2004, 01:34:13 pm
I'm 16 and 5'8"

You lot make me sick.
 

Offline pyro-manic

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Reply #38 on: June 04, 2004, 01:34:35 pm
Heh, 5 feet 9 here. But at least I can sit comfortably at the cinema :D
My littlest brother is 14. He's about up to my shoulder - pretty normal. However, his mate is a full head taller than me. At 14!!! It's weird. And my other brother is 2 years younger than me, and he's been taller than me since I was 12. He's now 6 feet 3 at the last check. 'tis not right....
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Offline Jetmech Jr.

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Reply #39 on: June 04, 2004, 01:36:56 pm
I'm about as tall now (15) as I was when I was 13.

my little bro's 12 years old and right now he's standing at about 4'5''
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