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Offline Corsair

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Frequent classmate parties once had students consuming numerous unplanned cupcakes each school year.


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Offline IceFire

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Bah...the best anyone ever got in any of my schools was a mention on the annoucements.  And I never even got that...I've got a summer birthday so nobody ever knew that I had a birthday!  So bah! :)

Go home and eat cake later! :)
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Offline Setekh

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Dude! They're actually officially banning cupcakes? Just because you never got to eat cake at school is not a reason to take everyone else's fun, Ice. :D
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Offline Zuljin

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unplanned eating of sweets....:wtf:
And this is why the world is going to hell, you can't even eat a ****ing muffin without it being planned.

 

Offline aldo_14

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" In addition to the sash, seat cover and dragon sticker, each birthday kid will get a birthday pencil. "

Wow.  A sticker and a pencil.........

 

Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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They're called buns, dammit!

BUNS!

 

Offline aldo_14

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Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB
They're called buns, dammit!

BUNS!


No they're not.

Buns are like rolls topped with icing.  these are clearly cakes, where the icing may be optional.

 

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Probably away. Contact through email.

 

Offline Zuljin

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:lol:
brilliant

 
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Good god, nutrition, ok, but this is taking things too far. First, get a cafetaria that doesn't serve nuclear waste, then stop the kids from bringing a bag of crisps as a lunch (when I see what my nephew takes to school....), then think about lowering the sweets.

[ rant ]
My own school doesn't even serve a decent meal. You get a choice of old breadrolls with cheese or ham, the cheese never touched anything remotely resembling milk, and the ham probably never saw a pig.
Then there are the meatrolls, bit's of bread dough stuffed with some greyish pinkish mash supposed to resemble minced meat. The rest is all crisps, sweets and chewing gum. And really crappy coffee (tastes like tea) and worse tea (A hint of coffee with a body of choclate milk and chemical waste).
Not to mention the prices, 50 ct for a bag of crisps is ok, but 50 ct for one of those suspicious meat rolls is a taddd much, and 70ct for a stale roll with a bit of plasticky cheese is really too much.
[ /rant ]

Everyone always brings their own lunch, but that can hardly be called nutritious for most. I bring 14 slices of brown bread, with varying toppings, but am always hungry after school. I think you can see what happpens when I forget my bread.... (For the unimaginative: 7*70ct + 2 * 50 ct [7 cheese rolls and some crisps] =  5,90 Euros, and still hungry as hell)
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Offline Black Wolf

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14 slices? And I thought I was going overboard when I have three Vegemite sandwiches at a sitting (No admin jokes please :p)
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Offline aldo_14

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Crikey...that's a lot of bread.  I sometime get by on a packet of crisps for lunch (if anything) when i'm busy.......

  
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OK, I know it's much, but if I eat less, I get all dizzy and stuff. That, and it's not all I eat. Here is a typical day:

Breakfast: 2 to 4 slices of brown bread
Lunchbox: 14 slices of brown bread. Sometimes I have eaten msot of it before the first class starts, sometimes it actually lasts till lunch, but the box is always empty by the end of the day.
School: In case I ran out of bread, I'll buy a pack of crisps or one of the aforementioned stale rolls
After School: About once a week I'm still hungry, and buy some fries at the chippy, an amount most consider lunch.
Home: The moment I get home I grab a bite, sometimes a lot of bread, sometimes crisps, sometimes soup or something. Most of the time: 'A Lot'
Dinner: A reasonably full helping (I always eat for 2 according to all the packets.)
22:00 Some more bread, or pie, or crisps, or soup, something anyway.


And one bag of crisps as lunch is ridicioulous
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Offline Liberator

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pardon while the thread falls into regional dialects

I will translate:

crisps == crackers, in this case crackers with some kind of synthetic goo that may or may not taste good.

Vegemite == who the hell knows?  It's some Australian something or other that looks like chocolate or, umm, you know...crap.

Buns == small pastries(america) or small breads(britain)

rolls == opposite from above
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Offline Flipside

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Vegemite is called Marmite in the UK, though I think there are very slight differences, but either way, put it on some extra strong English Cheddar on toast and it's great! Just don't socialise afterwards ;)

 

Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Originally posted by Liberator
Buns == small pastries(america) or small breads(britain)


Depends where in Britain. Round here a bun is a small cupcake affair. The sort of thing you see sold as "Fairy Cakes"
Bun is by the far the least ludicrous name for them.

 

Offline Flipside

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It all gets kinda confused in the UK though, is an eclair a roll or a bun? And if Buns are like Cupcakes, what the hell are muffins............:nervous:

 
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Originally posted by Liberator
pardon while the thread falls into regional dialects

I will translate:

crisps == crackers, in this case crackers with some kind of synthetic goo that may or may not taste good.

Vegemite == who the hell knows?  It's some Australian something or other that looks like chocolate or, umm, you know...crap.

Buns == small pastries(america) or small breads(britain)

rolls == opposite from above


Err, I meant crisps=salty snacks, like patato chips, or those cheesy thingys made out of fried air.
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Originally posted by Flipside
It all gets kinda confused in the UK though, is an eclair a roll or a bun? And if Buns are like Cupcakes, what the hell are muffins............:nervous:


After answering the above, explain Scones and Crumpets too.....
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Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Muffins are overweight buns ¬_¬
Scones are an abomination
Crumpets are not for mortals to understand