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Offline Rictor

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Quote
Originally posted by Kalfireth
And people complain about the way I do things... :p


well, who's to say there isn't just such a thread as this running somewhere off in the depths of the private forums?

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What Woulds you do If you wre an admin (oh right, you are)

Thunder: hmmm, thats a toughie. I think I would insert the word "anal sex" in people's posts at random.

Maeglamor: nice approach there Kal, puny mortals 'll never see it coming.

Sandwich: Subtle, true, but what I prefer to do if alter the starting message in a new thread to someting completely unrelated to the thread title.

Styxx: Oh, that explains a lot.

Carl: CARL SMASH! CARL BAN!

Setekh: Oh, good, thank God you found him. Here Carl, c'mere boy, I've got your favourite biscuits..

Ahhh! Down Carl, down ! Bad Shivan!

Yaaarghh, not in the face! Not in face!

Thunder: So thats what a dismembered human arm looks like, I've always wondered.

...say, you wouldn''t mind me kepping it, would ya buddy? Not like you're going to need it.

Setekh: Oh sure, not a problem, I'm only too happy to give up a vital apendage to serve as someone's plaything.

Thunder: Wheeee! I've always wanted one of these.

Setekh: Yes, grand.

Why do I always get stuck with Carl duty anyway?

Maeglamor: Luck of the draw I guess.

Setekh: Twelve times in a row?

Maeglamor: Well, its not a very fair draw. We've got Stryke back there pulling out the names.

Windunner: Did you know he makes just the best chocolate eclairs you've ever tasted? And the way he gets my clothes so clean and spotless.

Sandwich: I know, I know!

We should just go ahead and abduct anon as well, we could always use a second maid.

Windrunner: ...you do realize thats me, right? There is no anon, he's just me screwing around.

and no one's the wiser. Stupid peasants!

muahahahahaha!

hey, you're not recording this, are you?
« Last Edit: June 04, 2004, 10:57:01 am by 644 »

 

Offline Knight Templar

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Well, since I assume you're all waiting for me to reply:

If I were an admin, I would do as all the other admins say.

Then, when I have them eating out of my hands, and they least expect it...

err.. realistically, I'd probably help out a lot, closing, and moving and smashing and fixing and putting out flame wars left and right... getting things done.:p  I procrastinate all undesired things in my life, and I spend gobs of hours here doing nothing but staring at who's online, waiting for activity. :blah:
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"I don't want to get laid right now. I want to get drunk."- Mars

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Offline Knight Templar

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w00t! I'm saved!
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Offline Knight Templar

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If I were Admin, I would **** with all Stealth's polls. :thepimp:
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Offline Knight Templar

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ALL OF THEM!!!
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Offline Whitelight

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Thunder is using it as a back scratcher :D
Simpicity of character is the natural resualt of profound thought

 

Offline vyper

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I was a mod on my uni's official board... and I was banned for a week for hacking private forums. I'm still a mod.
I love invunerability.
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Offline ShadowWolf_IH

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i think i would remove everyone's acces to internal forums, and tell them that the websites have crashed.  Then when they start to rebuild, i'd give it back to em....just make sure i get my admin on arpil fools day.
You can't take the sky from me.  Can't take that from me.

Casualties of War

 

Offline Tiara

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What would I do? Hmm... I know, I'd take a custom avatar! :D

Ow, and weed out the wankers and flamers, organizing a constest once in a while (:p) and ofcourse the normal household stuff of moving threads if needed etc. I wouldn't really abuse my powers for the fun of it. I know I at least hate it when admins go ****ing about needlessly :p
I AM GOD! AND I SHALL SMITE THEE!



...because I can :drevil:

 

Offline Tiara

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Quote
Originally posted by Kalfireth
And people complain about the way I do things... :p

Nah, you're usually the one who agrees with me :p
I AM GOD! AND I SHALL SMITE THEE!



...because I can :drevil:

 

Offline Tiara

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Originally posted by Stunaep
I'd create world peace, and have everyone come together in a happy song of Kumbayah.

*COUGH*

:lol:
I AM GOD! AND I SHALL SMITE THEE!



...because I can :drevil:

 

Offline pyro-manic

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:lol: at everyone! Great stuff...

As for me, I dunno. Probably bugger-all, to be honest...
Any fool can pull a trigger...

 

Offline TopAce

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If I were an admin, I would be happy.
If I were an admin, I would rather delete unwanted posts than closing entire threads.
If I were an admin, I would punish anti-foreigners.
My community contributions - Get my campaigns from here.

I already announced my retirement twice, yet here I am. If I bring up that topic again, don't believe a word.

 

Offline Drew

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I would ban Tin Can




forever
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Offline Singh

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If I were an admin........I wouldn't care, since Im too busy to make use of it :p
"Blessed be the FREDder that knows his sexps."
"Cursed be the FREDder that trusts FRED2_Open."
Dreamed of much, accomplished little. :(

 

Offline Lightspeed

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Basically the same as I do as moderator and ircOP. Basically.
Modern man is the missing link between ape and human being.

 

Offline Lightspeed

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Hehe, on another forum, we had an Admin who tried implementing a forum hack to check whether the poster was drunk while posting. That hack could then be applied to certain members.

Too bad it never got finished 'cause we converted from uBB to phpBB.

:)
Modern man is the missing link between ape and human being.

 

Offline Lightspeed

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You could cause havoc giving some people wrong avatars and stuff :p
Modern man is the missing link between ape and human being.

 

Offline Lightspeed

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Quote
Originally posted by Drew
I would ban Tin Can




forever  


Quote
Originally posted by jdjtcagle
Shut the hell up and grow up, he's made an improvement


Yes. That's partially due to the fact he stopped posting much here.
Modern man is the missing link between ape and human being.

 

Offline Falcon

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No telling what I'd do if I had the supreme admin powers. Well okay since you asked.......

Id ban people that I did not like then I'd unban them then I'd ban them again. (I just love torture)
 
I would then use my powers to send pictures of......

Then I would.......

*Sorry this poster has been shot due to evilness*