Wow, thanks Wanderer! That tool must be fairly recent, or I'd have heard about it sooner. I will try it when I get home tonight. If it works, you have my gratitude, and I will tell ResCom about it. Maybe they can use it, because this virus has seen a serious outbreak throughout the Penn State campus.
And that rootkit, which is said not to be a rootkit at all, but something masquerading as one, was by biggest problem. Symantec would flash deletion messages every 3 seconds. It would find it, destroy it, but then it would respawn. It stopped once I disabled the mail service that came with the virus.