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Offline Corsair

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Uhhh.... Mjolnir much?
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Offline an0n

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Yes, it's all very impressive till you remember that it can be dispersed by a cloud of steam.
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
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As long as we get actually beams and not some "high powered invisible light" **** I'll be happy.
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Offline BlackDove

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Just what we needed. A new weapon.

 

Offline pecenipicek

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Its a [wink, wink, nudge, nudge]"laser"[/wink, wink, nudge, nudge] beam.


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Offline Ghost

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Yes, it's all very impressive till you remember that it can be dispersed by a cloud of steam.


What about clouds?  :confused:
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Offline Mefustae

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Isn't the space-based "Beam" weapon pictured in that 'artist's representation' sort of... banned by the UN?

...Oh, silly me, here I was thinking the US actually gave a s*** what the UN wants.

 

Offline Scuddie

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Doesn't matter to us.  The UN isn't working right and therefor should be disbanded anyhow.
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Offline Rictor

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WE'RE GOING TO BLOW UP THE OCEAN!

 

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Offline Kosh

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"Fire the beam cannons!"

"But sir, someone forgot to Beam-Free-All us"
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Offline Turnsky

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Offline an0n

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Isn't the space-based "Beam" weapon pictured in that 'artist's representation' sort of... banned by the UN?

...Oh, silly me, here I was thinking the US actually gave a s*** what the UN wants.
All space-based weapons systems are illegal, I think.

But they'll just lie and say it's for defensive purposes. Even after they've used it to make a pre-emptive strike on a 'terrorist hotbed' nation.
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
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Offline vyper

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Doesn't matter to us.  The UN isn't working right and therefor should be disbanded anyhow.

Care to expand on your broad sweeping generalisation?
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Offline Mefustae

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All space-based weapons systems are illegal, I think.
Yep, there's some UN statute or whatever that prohibits the use of Space to house weapons of any kind, in an effort to keep Space a free, truly international area. Of course, the US might have backed out of whatever treaty it was, I sort of lost track of 'em back when they left the Anti-Ballistic Missile treaty...

Even after they've used it to make a pre-emptive strike on a 'terrorist hotbed'.
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Offline aldo_14

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Doesn't matter to us. The UN isn't working right and therefor should be disbanded anyhow.

Care to expand on your broad sweeping generalisation?

I presume he was being satirical.  At least, I hope so.

 

Offline Prophet

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Doesn't matter to us.  The UN isn't working right and therefor should be disbanded anyhow.
I would change a certain "N" to "S"...  :doubt:
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Offline Ace

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I believe that the whole point of the 'redirected beam' weapon was that it would jerrymander around the UN space weapon treaties since the weapon is technically on Earth, only redirected in space. (it'd fall under a category similar to ICBMs)
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Offline BlackDove

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It'd fall under the category of "Someone needs to stop US at attempting this whole World Domination thing. Or at least the Zionists at any rate".