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Offline MatthewPapa

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Parrot rats out cheating girlfriend
on: January 19, 2006, 05:14:43 pm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/4619764.stm

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News item submitted by 224llbsofCheese.

Parrot squawks on woman's affair

A parrot owner was alerted to his girlfriend's infidelity when his talkative pet let the cat out of the bag by squawking "I love you Gary".
Suzy Collins had been meeting ex-work colleague "Gary" for four months in the Leeds flat she shared with her partner Chris Taylor, according to reports.

Mr Taylor apparently became suspicious after Ziggy croaked "Hiya Gary" when Ms Collins answered her mobile phone.

The parrot also made smooching sounds whenever the name Gary was said on TV.

omg this is so crazy  :lol: :lol: :lol:
  

Offline Nuclear1

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Re: Parrot rats out cheating girlfriend
Reply #1 on: January 19, 2006, 05:26:52 pm
Saw this yesterday on NYTimes.com. ***** got what she deserved, and parrots continue to reign as awesome, a happy ending we can all agree on. :lol: :D
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!
 

Offline Corsair

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Re: Parrot rats out cheating girlfriend
Reply #2 on: January 19, 2006, 05:40:15 pm
:lol::wakka:
Wash: This landing's gonna get pretty interesting.
Mal: Define "interesting".
Wash: *shrug* "Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die"?
Mal: This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode.
 

Offline WMCoolmon

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Re: Parrot rats out cheating girlfriend
Reply #3 on: January 19, 2006, 10:32:51 pm
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Ms Collins, 25, said: "I'm not proud of what I did but I'm sure Chris would be the first to admit we were having problems."

:lol: Right, like her being a cheating *****.
-C
 

Offline kasperl

Re: Parrot rats out cheating girlfriend
Reply #4 on: January 20, 2006, 10:56:58 am
I pity the guy, really. First his girlfriend cheats on him, then he has to sell his parrot because he keeps repeating the name of the guy who she cheated with!
just another newbie without any modding, FREDding or real programming experience

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Offline karajorma

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Re: Parrot rats out cheating girlfriend
Reply #5 on: January 20, 2006, 11:49:19 am
Why sell the parrot. Just teach it to say the guys name followed by "is a wanker" or something instead :)
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Offline an0n

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Re: Parrot rats out cheating girlfriend
Reply #6 on: January 20, 2006, 11:53:45 am
He shoulda sold it to some random married woman.
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
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Offline karajorma

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Re: Parrot rats out cheating girlfriend
Reply #7 on: January 20, 2006, 11:57:32 am
Or a husband who was looking for grounds for divorce :)
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Offline an0n

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Re: Parrot rats out cheating girlfriend
Reply #8 on: January 20, 2006, 01:41:00 pm
"Can you please explain to the judge what you witnessed, insofar as it regards to the prenuptual agreement?"
"*squawk* Polly shouldn't be.... *squawk*"
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
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Offline Jetmech Jr.

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Re: Parrot rats out cheating girlfriend
Reply #9 on: January 21, 2006, 12:50:41 am
Parrot>j00!
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Blind people with them..."

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Offline Rott3

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Re: Parrot rats out cheating girlfriend
Reply #10 on: January 21, 2006, 04:05:54 am
I wish i had a parrot like that  :nervous:
Bet ya can't stick it
 

Offline Wild Fragaria

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Re: Parrot rats out cheating girlfriend
Reply #11 on: January 21, 2006, 11:57:58 am
This certainly doesn't happen everyday, to catch your cheating partners with a talking bird.  Which just gave me a money making idea  ;7  I think Kara gave a pretty good suggestion keeping the bird   ;)
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