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Offline WMCoolmon

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Re: Use Google? The USGov wants you('re records)
Reply #20 on: January 21, 2006, 12:42:18 pm
Quote from: ngtm1r on January 20, 2006, 05:37:25 pm
Quote from: Raa on January 20, 2006, 11:27:29 am
Oh noes! they'll find out I was looking for Covvie Elite porn! :shaking:

Please tell me that doesn't actually exist.

You're asking that in the community that has a massive Vasudan swimsuit poster.

The Halo community wishes that they had Covvie Elite pr0n.
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Offline FireCrack

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Re: Use Google? The USGov wants you('re records)
Reply #21 on: January 21, 2006, 12:48:04 pm
Hmm.. bush and dick, never thaught about it that way before....

 :shaking: :shaking: :shaking:
actualy, mabye not.
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Offline Taristin

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Re: Use Google? The USGov wants you('re records)
Reply #22 on: January 21, 2006, 07:56:27 pm
Quote from: WMCoolmon on January 21, 2006, 12:42:18 pm
Quote from: ngtm1r on January 20, 2006, 05:37:25 pm
Quote from: Raa on January 20, 2006, 11:27:29 am
Oh noes! they'll find out I was looking for Covvie Elite porn! :shaking:

Please tell me that doesn't actually exist.

You're asking that in the community that has a massive Vasudan swimsuit poster.

The Halo community wishes that they had Covvie Elite pr0n.


There.... is, actually. Sexy beasts, those elites.
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Offline Ford Prefect

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Re: Use Google? The USGov wants you('re records)
Reply #23 on: January 21, 2006, 08:02:29 pm
Quote
You're asking that in the community that has a massive Vasudan swimsuit poster.
Y'know I think my eyes are going because I keep reading this quote and it keeps telling me that there's a Vasudan swimsuit poster, which couldn't be what that really says because if that were true, well... never mind-- that just couldn't be what it says.

Could it?

No, of course not, that's silly.
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Offline CP5670

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Re: Use Google? The USGov wants you('re records)
Reply #24 on: January 21, 2006, 10:23:34 pm
I think he's talking about that pheropods thread in the art forum. Definitely worth a look. :D
 

Offline Deepblue

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Re: Use Google? The USGov wants you('re records)
Reply #25 on: January 21, 2006, 11:13:27 pm
Quote from: Raa on January 21, 2006, 07:56:27 pm
Quote from: WMCoolmon on January 21, 2006, 12:42:18 pm
Quote from: ngtm1r on January 20, 2006, 05:37:25 pm
Quote from: Raa on January 20, 2006, 11:27:29 am
Oh noes! they'll find out I was looking for Covvie Elite porn! :shaking:

Please tell me that doesn't actually exist.

You're asking that in the community that has a massive Vasudan swimsuit poster.

The Halo community wishes that they had Covvie Elite pr0n.


There.... is, actually. Sexy beasts, those elites.

...

God no.

I geuss it was bound to happen after furry versions of Halo characters started popping up.
 

Offline WMCoolmon

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Re: Use Google? The USGov wants you('re records)
Reply #26 on: January 21, 2006, 11:44:56 pm
As long as they haven't defiled the Halo Babies AFD joke.


...wouldn't it be horrible if in 10 years, that one comment spawned a massive Halo pedophilia industry? And yet so sad, and so funny...
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Offline GodisanAtheist

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Re: Use Google? The USGov wants you('re records)
Reply #27 on: January 22, 2006, 06:23:09 pm
Some funny trivia:

Google's unofficial corporate motto is "Don't be Evil".
 

Offline Charismatic

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Re: Use Google? The USGov wants you('re records)
Reply #28 on: January 23, 2006, 12:27:16 am
Dam. There goes my porno. GO GOOGLE! Guess its back to penguinbomb for that :P
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Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: Use Google? The USGov wants you('re records)
Reply #29 on: January 23, 2006, 04:30:13 pm
Of course, the only reason Google is even fighting is they fear someone would reverse-engineer their search engine if it became public record.  :p
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Offline Polpolion

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Re: Use Google? The USGov wants you('re records)
Reply #30 on: January 23, 2006, 07:11:44 pm
There are some posters in my classroom that say "man of the year" and each one has a picture of a U.S. president on it. Then there is one that says "person of the year" and it has a picture of Bush on it.
 

Offline Deepblue

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Re: Use Google? The USGov wants you('re records)
Reply #31 on: January 23, 2006, 08:07:38 pm
Wrong thread?
 

Offline Mefustae

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Re: Use Google? The USGov wants you('re records)
Reply #32 on: January 23, 2006, 08:28:54 pm
For thesizzler, that's hardly aberrant...
 

Offline Polpolion

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Re: Use Google? The USGov wants you('re records)
Reply #33 on: January 23, 2006, 09:07:09 pm
Well I saw them making fun of Bush... So yeah...       


 :nervous:

Someone should make an Offical "make fun of U.S. goverment" thread.
 

Offline Deepblue

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Re: Use Google? The USGov wants you('re records)
Reply #34 on: January 24, 2006, 05:35:48 am
Quote from: thesizzler on January 23, 2006, 09:07:09 pm
Well I saw them making fun of Bush... So yeah...


 :nervous:

Someone should make an Offical "make fun of U.S. goverment" thread.


Oh, the irony.

*waits for goob*
 

Offline vyper

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Re: Use Google? The USGov wants you('re records)
Reply #35 on: January 24, 2006, 11:34:47 am
There is nothing wrong with making fun of the US Government, since we're just doing the American people's job for them. ;)
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Offline Goober5000

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Re: Use Google? The USGov wants you('re records)
Reply #36 on: January 24, 2006, 12:02:49 pm
 

Offline Janos

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Re: Use Google? The USGov wants you('re records)
Reply #37 on: January 24, 2006, 12:17:16 pm
Quote from: Raa on January 21, 2006, 07:56:27 pm
Quote from: WMCoolmon on January 21, 2006, 12:42:18 pm
Quote from: ngtm1r on January 20, 2006, 05:37:25 pm
Quote from: Raa on January 20, 2006, 11:27:29 am
Oh noes! they'll find out I was looking for Covvie Elite porn! :shaking:

Please tell me that doesn't actually exist.

You're asking that in the community that has a massive Vasudan swimsuit poster.

The Halo community wishes that they had Covvie Elite pr0n.


There.... is, actually. Sexy beasts, those elites.

I've seen Halo porn.

It was pretty horrible.

Oh Sarge why the hell did you and Arbiter..?
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Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: Use Google? The USGov wants you('re records)
Reply #38 on: January 24, 2006, 03:43:10 pm
Quote from: Janos on January 24, 2006, 12:17:16 pm

I've seen Halo porn.

It was pretty horrible.

Oh Sarge why the hell did you and Arbiter..?

o,0

The only even vaguely pornographic Halo stuff I've seen has been of Cortana.
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Offline Ford Prefect

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Re: Use Google? The USGov wants you('re records)
Reply #39 on: January 24, 2006, 03:57:34 pm
Quote from: vyper on January 24, 2006, 11:34:47 am
There is nothing wrong with making fun of the US Government, since we're just doing the American people's job for them. ;)
It's not our fault that you hate freedom.
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