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Offline Turambar

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Re: Girls, and your opinion on them.
Girls.

Possible options: Attractive, available, mentally stable

Pick two.

this is the most true thing i have ever read on this board, ever

last time was the first one and the last one
oh boy

now im lookin for a new one
10:55:48   TurambarBlade: i've been selecting my generals based on how much i like their hats
10:55:55   HerraTohtori: me too!
10:56:01   HerraTohtori: :D

 

Offline ionia23

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Re: Girls, and your opinion on them.
"The female of the species is without a doubt utterly incapable of honesty, integrity, or fidelity" - Thufir Hawat

"To draw a man I simply picture a woman and remove reason and accountability." - As Good As It Gets

"Don't ever talk to a girl who says she just has a 'friend''" - Biz Markie

You're being played like a bass guitar, no matter what she says.  Kick that to the curb.

"Why does it want me to say my name?"

 

Offline Turambar

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Re: Girls, and your opinion on them.
gosh you guys make it sound like its not fun
10:55:48   TurambarBlade: i've been selecting my generals based on how much i like their hats
10:55:55   HerraTohtori: me too!
10:56:01   HerraTohtori: :D

 

Offline Wild Fragaria

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Re: Girls, and your opinion on them.
I do not know if you have received any comments from any girl, but I can tell you what I think.  I think she has no right to tell you one thing and then do the other, especially she 'poured' her heart out and told you how much she loved you.  If I were you I will not waste my time and emotions on people like her because you will always end up being the one who get hurt.

Speaking about what girls are like, I agree that a lot of us are pretty confusing sometimes and I often wonder why many girls acted that way.  Anyhow,  I am proud of myself not being so complicated because I have been told enough times from people about how cool I am :)

 

Offline Wild Fragaria

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Re: Girls, and your opinion on them.
Women think with 'feelings' instead of logic.  They are also self-riteous *****es who can not, under any circumstance, be wrong.  The average chick has more materialistic and superficial traits than any man you will ever see.  They crave money, dominance, and shoes.  To hang around a female would only serve to drag you down.  They aren't worth my time, and I assume not worth your time either.  As an0n vouches for violence, I vouch for celebacy and true expression of the much-deserved hatred of the female creature.

Yeah, I hold a grudge.  Sue me.

I guess you're an unlucky dude with girls.  I know it's hard to find a good girl but that doesn't mean that good girls don't exist.

 

Offline an0n

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Re: Girls, and your opinion on them.
Finding good girls is easy. Any monkey can sniff out bad character traits in other people - but when a guy sees a pretty face, he adopts the Avalanche Principle.

All those little pebbles of stupidity and evil are easy enough to shrug off as they trickle onto you from above, but eventually you'll be left suffocating under a pile of rocks.

Besides, good girls are no fun. If you don't end the relationship tied to a bed having candle-wax dripped onto your genitals, screaming in pain and begging for your life while she cries and cackles insanely about how you weren't "just ordering a pizza" and that she "saw you talking to that girl", then what's the point?
« Last Edit: January 31, 2006, 01:34:49 pm by an0n »
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Offline Wild Fragaria

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Re: Girls, and your opinion on them.
When I said good girls, I meant easy going girls.  I don't think it's that easy to hook up with a easy going girl and yet normal.  On top of that, who says good girls can't be fun?  Sometimes people could be so wrong about that fact :)

 

Offline an0n

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Re: Girls, and your opinion on them.
Not me. I have a gift for seeing the inner-evil in people.

Takes the fun out of a lot of things. So I make up for it by nurturing and manipulating it to comedic effect.
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
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Offline ZylonBane

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Re: Girls, and your opinion on them.
Girls.

Possible options: Attractive, available, mentally stable

Pick two.
Woah, freaky. Years ago I made up a little personal law I called "The Three UNs":  Any woman you meet will be either unattractive, uninterested, or unavailable.

And then the Three UNs Corollary: Any woman who is attractive, interested, and available... you will meet approximately one week before one or both of you has to permanently leave the area.


"To draw a man I simply picture a woman and remove reason and accountability." - As Good As It Gets
Umm, no. The actual quote is, "I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability".
« Last Edit: February 01, 2006, 01:13:33 am by ZylonBane »
ZylonBane's opinions do not represent those of the management.

 

Offline BlackDove

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Re: Girls, and your opinion on them.
"To draw a man I simply picture a woman and remove reason and accountability." - As Good As It Gets

Zylon already corrected it, but he didn't put it into context with the question which is rather important.

The scene was about a woman asking Jack's character about his writing and it went like this:

"How do you write women so well?"
"I think of a man. Then I take away reason and accountability."

Which is very very true as far as I'm concerned when it is applied to a majority of the general population.

When I said good girls, I meant easy going girls.  I don't think it's that easy to hook up with a easy going girl and yet normal.  On top of that, who says good girls can't be fun?  Sometimes people could be so wrong about that fact :)

Quality is hard to find, which is exactly why there aren't that many "good girls" around. This is a principle that also moves with the times and periods of life in general as far as I can tell anyway.

That aside, all the candle wax on my genitals doesn't change the fact that after the session I still have to live with myself and my choices. Just not worth it when it comes down to it. As far as seeing the evil in people goes, that's the easy part. The hard part is seeing and judging the good in them. And finding someone with the latter without the former who is balanced, is... **** hard.

 

Offline adwight

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Re: Girls, and your opinion on them.
Funny what I learned today.  The guy that she cheated with, pretty much wants nothing to do with her anymore.  So she's pretty much screwed herself, with me and then with him, and she's trying to crawl back and I have to keep blowing her off.  It's kind of funny what happened, maybe she'll learn her lesson.
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Gay people are rejects who can't get girls. Period. -DragonClaw
Can I have sex with it yet? -KnightTemplar

 

Offline an0n

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Re: Girls, and your opinion on them.
I advocate the Bitter Man's Revenge.

Basically fake a load of emotions and get her to sexual degrade herself for your entertainment.

And take pictures. And post them on NW.
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
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Offline Nix

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Re: Girls, and your opinion on them.
Agreed, but don't cave.  Don't start feeling sorry for her and eventually take her back.  She's a head-case.

 

Offline BlackDove

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Re: Girls, and your opinion on them.
Best to ignore and move on.

  

Offline Flipside

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Re: Girls, and your opinion on them.
Simple fact, if she planned to be loyal, whe would have been so from the start. I'm sure you saw other women who you thought 'Well... hello' whilst you were seeing her, but resisted the urge out of respect. If she cannot treat you with that same respect, which she's already proved, then move on and forget it. Speaking from experience, forgiveness in these circumstances is just a free ticket for another spin on the roundabout.

 

Offline an0n

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Re: Girls, and your opinion on them.
And roundabouts are a barrel of ****ing laughs till you fall off again.

Just be thankful someone is willing to let you put your penis inside them and keep her as a spare till you find someone better.

Join the ****ing Dark Side!
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
~-=~!@!~=-~ : Nodewar.com

 

Offline BlackDove

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Re: Girls, and your opinion on them.
You know that the people who let you put your penis inside them can also give you a nice variety of diseases as a complementary gift as well - maybe not in this context, but it's something to be mindful of.

Especially of the worst gift of all (if it wasn't your intention).

Babies.

You don't need diseases to make your life hell. Just nature is good enough.

 

Offline WMCoolmon

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Re: Girls, and your opinion on them.
You don't need diseases to make your life hell. Just nature is good enough.

 :lol:

Still, very true.
-C

 

Offline Goober5000

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Re: Girls, and your opinion on them.
An0n eats babies, though, so he kills two birds with one stone.

 

Offline BlackDove

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Re: Girls, and your opinion on them.
She wouldn't let him. She'd just want his money.