[Taristin]

Should anyone call the number and claim the prize, I hearby add the stipulation that 50% of any positive value profit you gain from this goes to me! >..> All debt remains your own.

                                                 The National Lottery
                                                  P.O.Box 17,
                                             Kempsford GL7 4WZ
                                                  London.
                                           UNITED KINGDOM
                                         (Customer Services)
                                       Date:17th of February 2006.



FROM:UK NATIONAL LOTTERY
TICKET NUMBER: 74454774
SERIAL NUMBER: 144-66584
BATCH NUMBER : BT-4478474121P
                       
                                                AWARD FINAL NOTIFICATION:
We happily announce to you the draw (#999) of the UK NATIONAL LOTTERY,online Sweepstakes
International program  held on the 16th  of February 2006. You  were entered as
dependent clients with: SERIAL NUMBER:
144-66584 and Batch number BT-4478474121P.

Your email address attached to the ticket number: 74454774  that drew
the lucky winning numbers:
     
 
Bonus Ball [38] which subsequently won you the lottery in the 2nd category i.e match
5 plus bonus.   You have been approved for a payment of
 Â£800,000.00 POUNDS (EIGHT HUNDRED THOUSAND Pounds Sterling.) in cash credited
to file
reference number: UKL/K5998/U4. This is from a total cash prize of
Eight million pounds shared among the ten international winners in first
categories.

                             
All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn
from 50,000 (Fifty thousand) names of email users around the world, as
part  of our international promotion program. Due to mixed up of some
names and  addresses,we ask that you keep this award personal, till your
claims has been processed and your  funds remitted to you.This is part
of our security measures to avoid double claiming or unwarranted taking
advantage of the situation by other participants or impersonators,You
are to contact our accredited agent for your winnings.

Mr.JAMES WINSTON.
UNITED KINGDOM LOTTERY CLAIMS AGENT.
UK NATIONAL LOTTERY SECURITY AGENCY.
E-mail: [email protected]

Tel:+447031821998
Tel:+447023054492
 

 He is your agent, and responsible for the processing and transfer of
your winnings to you. YOUR SECURITY FILE NUMBER IS Z-90237-Y°67/U4
(keep personal) Remember, your winnings must be claimed not later than
(1st of March 2006)

In other to file for your claim,you have to Contact your Lottery Agent with the
following information and fill out this form;


   1.YOUR FULL NAMES:.............................................

   2.SEX:.............................................................. ......
 
   3.AGE......................................................... ............
   
   4.YOUR ADDRESS:...................................................

   5.YOUR COUNTRY:...................................................

   6.NATIONALITY................................................. .........
 
  7.YOUR  FAX:............................................................

   8.HOME PHONE NUMBER :.......................................
   
   9.MOBILE PHONE NUMBER.......................................

   10.OCCUPATION:........................................................

Our Lottery agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate the release
of your funds as soon as you contact him. You may wish to establish contact via
e-mail with the particulars presented above citing the batch and reference numbers
to this letter.     

N.B: In other to file recieve your winnings, inform your Lottery Agent if you will be able to travel to London to collect your Cheque in person,and you have to provide your travel intinerary stating,your departure date/arrival date and flight details.

2.You can inform your agent to have your claims processed and your Cheque will be couriered to you in your country.
           

Our winners are assured of the utmost standards of confidentiality,
and press anonymity until the end of proceedings, and beyond where they so desire.
Be further advised to maintain the strictest level of confidentiality until the
end of proceedings to circumvent problems
associated with fraudulent claims. This is part of our precautionary
measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program.

Goodluck from me and members of staff of the UK NATIONAL LOTTERY.



Yours faithfully,
Ms.Shelley Spencer
Online coordinator for UK NATIONAL LOTTERY
Sweepstakes International Program.
Copyright © 1994-2006 The UK National Lottery Inc.
All rights reserved. Terms of Service - Guidelines

[Nuclear1]

You are your international lotteries, RaaTaroRistin.

[Taristin]

You are your international lotteries, RaaTaroRistin.

Taristin


*kicks*

[Roanoke]

Bah! Someguys have all the luck!

[wolfdog]

Cool, the national lottery uses yahoo as e-mail service...? 

[Charismatic]

So you actually won? And, btw, how much is that in American Dollars ($$)?

[Kie99]

No-one tell him.  Please no-one tell him.

[Nuclear1]

No-one tell him.  Please no-one tell him.

*snickers*

Snn--gggkk---

[WMCoolmon]

So you actually won? And, btw, how much is that in American Dollars ($$)?

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1389474113486697064

[aldo_14]

So you actually won? And, btw, how much is that in American Dollars ($$)?

About 37 dollars and 20 cents.

[Taristin]

Which means I get 18.60 when aldo goes and collects it for me.

[aldo_14]

Which means I get 18.60 when aldo goes and collects it for me.

Absolutely.  Like I said, you give me your £800,000 checque and I'll forward you your converted $37.20 minus my comission.  Now, where did I put my yacht?

[Taristin]

Pfft. I'm not the assclown in Cali that doesn't want to look up simple informaton. I want my 400,000 pounds sterling!

[aldo_14]

Pfft. I'm not the assclown in Cali that doesn't want to look up simple informaton. I want my 400,000 pounds sterling!

Ok.  The problem is that amount of money can only be transferred in the new decimal currency, the Sqwaff.  One sqwaff is worth £100,000.  Unfortunately, due to anti-smuggling regulations, each sqwaff is a bust of the queens head, the size of a large St.Bernards, made of super-dense uranium and weighing a metric tonne, so you'll need to send me a few bob for shipping costs.

[Taristin]

hmm. I could probably sell a sqwaff for much more it's face value to an intereted nuclea party... iran...?

[Nuclear1]

Whatever Iran will pay you I'll play double.

As for delivery, I suppose I could lend aldo one of my hassle-free delivery systems.

[aldo_14]

I told you before, I don't trust those pygmies.  Their hands are too small.

[Nuclear1]

Oh, I know, but they work for peanuts. Can't really afford anything else. Have you seen gas prices these days?

[Charismatic]

So you actually won? And, btw, how much is that in American Dollars ($$)?

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1389474113486697064

Love the vid. Love halo. Too bad i dont own a xbox. Anyways, the thing you all are keeping form me.. well, im clueless. Wana shed some light please?

[Nuclear1]

So you actually won? And, btw, how much is that in American Dollars ($$)?

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1389474113486697064

I haven't laughed that hard at any one thing recently.