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Offline Unknown Target

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Re: I just won £800,000! (AKA I love spam!)
Reply #20 on: February 18, 2006, 10:57:28 pm
Quote from: Charismatic on February 18, 2006, 10:14:09 pm
Quote from: WMCoolmon on February 18, 2006, 06:38:02 pm
Quote from: Charismatic on February 18, 2006, 06:06:17 pm
So you actually won? And, btw, how much is that in American Dollars ($$)?

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1389474113486697064

Love the vid. Love halo. Too bad i dont own a xbox. Anyways, the thing you all are keeping form me.. well, im clueless. Wana shed some light please?


Lmao!!! Oh God Chara...do you ever have a clue? :p Lmao

EDIT: And OMG! Haha, that's SO funny (video) :D
 

Offline Ford Prefect

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Re: I just won £800,000! (AKA I love spam!)
Reply #21 on: February 19, 2006, 12:38:41 am
Quote from: Charismatic
Love the vid. Love halo. Too bad i dont own a xbox. Anyways, the thing you all are keeping form me.. well, im clueless. Wana shed some light please?
No one's playing with you. Raa just won £800,000 via email, by means of a lottery in which he did not participate.
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Re: I just won £800,000! (AKA I love spam!)
Reply #22 on: February 19, 2006, 12:42:32 am
And the UK lottery department asks that I respond with impersonal information to a Yahoo email account.
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Offline WMCoolmon

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Re: I just won £800,000! (AKA I love spam!)
Reply #23 on: February 19, 2006, 12:48:48 am
Has someone tried the telephone # yet? :D
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Re: I just won £800,000! (AKA I love spam!)
Reply #24 on: February 19, 2006, 12:52:41 am
Yeah, I did. The lady on the other end was really nice, and she told me all kinds of neat stuff she wanted to do with me.
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Re: I just won £800,000! (AKA I love spam!)
Reply #25 on: February 19, 2006, 12:59:04 am
h! I'm gonna call then. I like sweet nothings and promises of faithfulness.
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Re: I just won £800,000! (AKA I love spam!)
Reply #26 on: February 19, 2006, 10:19:00 am
Quote from: Unknown Target on February 18, 2006, 10:57:28 pm
Quote from: Charismatic on February 18, 2006, 10:14:09 pm
Quote from: WMCoolmon on February 18, 2006, 06:38:02 pm
Quote from: Charismatic on February 18, 2006, 06:06:17 pm
So you actually won? And, btw, how much is that in American Dollars ($$)?

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1389474113486697064

Love the vid. Love halo. Too bad i dont own a xbox. Anyways, the thing you all are keeping form me.. well, im clueless. Wana shed some light please?


Lmao!!! Oh God Chara...do you ever have a clue? :p Lmao

EDIT: And OMG! Haha, that's SO funny (video) :D

I most certianly do not!! And it sux to be on this end, never knowing what the **** is going on.. *sigh* Thanks for tellin me what actually went on guys. Heh.
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Re: I just won £800,000! (AKA I love spam!)
Reply #27 on: February 19, 2006, 01:29:30 pm
Quote from: Ford Prefect on February 19, 2006, 12:52:41 am
Yeah, I did. The lady on the other end was really nice, and she told me all kinds of neat stuff she wanted to do with me.

riiiiiiight....
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Offline aldo_14

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Re: I just won £800,000! (AKA I love spam!)
Reply #28 on: February 19, 2006, 02:47:21 pm
Quote from: Charismatic on February 19, 2006, 10:19:00 am
I most certianly do not!! And it sux to be on this end, never knowing what the **** is going on.. *sigh* Thanks for tellin me what actually went on guys. Heh.

Hello firend.

I am BARRISTER NELSON OBUTO, representative of the late MISTER BRAD PLITT, head of the Sheel oil incorporation.  Mister PLITT died in a horrible plane crash last week, leeving now relatatives to claim his esterate.   At the present time of this conveyance of emailitude, Mister PLATT has $1,000,000,000 in his bnak accont in LAGOS.  As you are an ideel matchification for MISTER POLT, you may be able to assist me, BARISTO OBUTO OBO, in removing the estate out of the country to his survivviores.

  All you would be entailed upon to require to do would bee to hold mister PLONTS money in your bank accont for a perod of no more than 14 and no less than 12 days.
You would of course be entitle to a small astronicmical handlnig fee of 50% for your servitude.   Please email me at [email protected]

Thanks you mostly and blessing of god,
MISTER HORATIOR OBUTON
 

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Re: I just won £800,000! (AKA I love spam!)
Reply #29 on: February 19, 2006, 02:57:12 pm
EDIT: Nothing to see here, move along.
« Last Edit: February 19, 2006, 03:14:05 pm by nuclear1 »
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Re: I just won £800,000! (AKA I love spam!)
Reply #30 on: February 19, 2006, 03:05:34 pm
Quote from: nuclear1 on February 19, 2006, 02:57:12 pm
Would the fact that Raa lives in New York help you along, Char?

I'll have a tenner on 'No', Mr. Bookie.
 

Offline Polpolion

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Re: I just won £800,000! (AKA I love spam!)
Reply #31 on: February 19, 2006, 03:06:00 pm
Why the hell do they need to know your occupation?
 

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Re: I just won £800,000! (AKA I love spam!)
Reply #32 on: February 19, 2006, 03:06:59 pm
Quote from: nuclear1 on February 19, 2006, 02:57:12 pm
Would the fact that Raa lives in New York help you along, Char?
Gasp!
My secret!
You bastard!
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Offline Nuclear1

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Re: I just won £800,000! (AKA I love spam!)
Reply #33 on: February 19, 2006, 03:13:01 pm
Alright, sizzler and Char, go stand over on that side of the room. Read this thread very carefully, because if you don't, I will unleash an army of angry old fishermen armed with wet trout on you.

Now...

Read.

Quote from: Raa on February 19, 2006, 03:06:59 pm
Gasp!
My secret!
You bastard!

What secret? :nervous:
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!
 

Offline Sandwich

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Re: I just won £800,000! (AKA I love spam!)
Reply #34 on: February 19, 2006, 03:56:16 pm
Actually, this thread helps to explain why the people in question persist in their occupations.
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Re: I just won £800,000! (AKA I love spam!)
Reply #35 on: February 19, 2006, 04:05:27 pm
truly. I hope Charismazard gets one of these emails some day :p
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Offline aldo_14

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Re: I just won £800,000! (AKA I love spam!)
Reply #36 on: February 19, 2006, 04:07:10 pm
What's his email?
 

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Re: I just won £800,000! (AKA I love spam!)
Reply #37 on: February 19, 2006, 04:17:23 pm
Let me check the GTD amin panel an I'll tell you. ;)
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Re: I just won £800,000! (AKA I love spam!)
Reply #38 on: February 19, 2006, 04:18:49 pm
Of course, posting it would be a gross violation of my priveledges... :nervous: <..<
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Offline Grug

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Re: I just won £800,000! (AKA I love spam!)
Reply #39 on: February 20, 2006, 06:55:27 am
Quote from: Charismatic on February 19, 2006, 10:19:00 am
Quote from: Unknown Target on February 18, 2006, 10:57:28 pm
Quote from: Charismatic on February 18, 2006, 10:14:09 pm
Quote from: WMCoolmon on February 18, 2006, 06:38:02 pm
Quote from: Charismatic on February 18, 2006, 06:06:17 pm
So you actually won? And, btw, how much is that in American Dollars ($$)?

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1389474113486697064

Love the vid. Love halo. Too bad i dont own a xbox. Anyways, the thing you all are keeping form me.. well, im clueless. Wana shed some light please?


Lmao!!! Oh God Chara...do you ever have a clue? :p Lmao

EDIT: And OMG! Haha, that's SO funny (video) :D

I most certianly do not!! And it sux to be on this end, never knowing what the **** is going on.. *sigh* Thanks for tellin me what actually went on guys. Heh.

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