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Offline Grug

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Whacking day in Oz
on: March 11, 2006, 11:39:58 pm
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,18434834-17001,00.html

Australia's Northern Territory starting an all out war against the cane toad.

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The all-out community attack on cane toads will take part in at least 12 locations in a bid to stop the poisonous pest's march into Darwin.

It will be a grim and dirty war. Those bastards are using illegal poisonous attacks against our troopers. We'll get the jumpy little buggers soon enough though, oh yes, there time will come. They won't take Darwin from us that's for sure!
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Re: Whacking day in Oz
Reply #1 on: March 11, 2006, 11:55:12 pm
Club of Toad Mashing +3 FTW!
 

Offline Grug

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Re: Whacking day in Oz
Reply #2 on: March 12, 2006, 01:03:40 am
ROFL yeah. :lol:

I was thinking Weapons of Mass Toad Extinction. :p
 

Offline Jetmech Jr.

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Re: Whacking day in Oz
Reply #3 on: March 12, 2006, 02:26:21 am
I hope you realize, from this point on Australia will be known as the only country (to my knowledge) to start a war with TOADS.
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Re: Whacking day in Oz
Reply #4 on: March 12, 2006, 02:29:58 am
FOUR!  :p
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Offline Blue Lion

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Re: Whacking day in Oz
Reply #5 on: March 12, 2006, 02:55:14 am
It must be my mind, but I when I saw this title I thought of a different Oz, and a different wacking.

I'm gonna go stab my brain now.
 

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Re: Whacking day in Oz
Reply #6 on: March 12, 2006, 02:57:47 am
You thought of Munchkins bukkake-ing Dorothy, didn't you.....
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Re: Whacking day in Oz
Reply #7 on: March 12, 2006, 02:59:59 am
Something ironic about these toads overwhelming the city if Darwin. As if they're proving him right by filling their niche so completely.
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Offline Blue Lion

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Reply #8 on: March 12, 2006, 03:02:13 am
 

Offline Mefustae

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Reply #9 on: March 12, 2006, 03:05:08 am
A cookie to whomever can transcribe the entire Whacking-day song from memory, without looking it up.
 

Offline Grug

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Re: Whacking day in Oz
Reply #10 on: March 12, 2006, 05:40:59 am
LoLs. Too true Raa. :p

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Re: Whacking day in Oz
Reply #11 on: March 12, 2006, 06:41:33 am
How many casualties have you suffered?
Are the toads winning?
Are you prepared to surrender to your new overlords?
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Will you start evacuating the "ambassadors" first? :p
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Offline Grug

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Re: Whacking day in Oz
Reply #12 on: March 12, 2006, 09:07:22 am
So far word from Darwin says that the toads are adapting to our strategys and the casualties for our troops are a few soiled shirts covered in toad guts. While we are reducing their numbers significantly, their numbers so far have not shown signs of decreasing.
We will never surrender to the toad scum.

The "ambassadors" are on hand to keep moral up for the troops and civilian populace. They have *ahem* special significance. :p
  

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Reply #13 on: March 12, 2006, 09:14:44 am
Could one of you come over here and deal with the Crazy Frog while you're at it? :D
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Offline Grug

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Re: Whacking day in Oz
Reply #14 on: March 12, 2006, 10:12:32 am
LoL.

The toads actually eat our native frogs. :(
So perhaps they will kill that infernal retarded frog too. :p
 

Offline Nuclear1

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Reply #15 on: March 12, 2006, 12:28:55 pm
If it means getting rid of those annoying little slimy bastards, I'll fly down to Oz and bring some serious whacking equipment with me.

(And some other whacking equipment for the ambassador)
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Offline Flipside

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Re: Whacking day in Oz
Reply #16 on: March 12, 2006, 12:40:13 pm
They only want to overthrow the toadamentalist government and put them on the road to Frogdom :)

What? :nervous:
 

Offline Janos

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Reply #17 on: March 12, 2006, 03:58:46 pm
Kill them all. I fully support this endeavour.
lol wtf
 

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Re: Whacking day in Oz
Reply #18 on: March 12, 2006, 06:44:08 pm
So first we have Toad from Wind in the Willows who wants to whack weasels, and now we have Aussies who want to whack Toad?  What a world we live in...

(insert obligatory "Give up the Toad Now" song reference here)
 

Offline Grug

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Re: Whacking day in Oz
Reply #19 on: March 13, 2006, 01:13:57 am
Quote from: Flipside on March 12, 2006, 12:40:13 pm
They only want to overthrow the toadamentalist government and put them on the road to Frogdom :)

What? :nervous:

Then they plan a move to take Britain. (without ambassadors) :p
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