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Offline Sandwich

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Gizoogle dat shiznit, homie!!
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"...The quintessential quality of our age is that of dreams coming true. Just think of it. For centuries we have dreamt of flying; recently we made that come true: we have always hankered for speed; now we have speeds greater than we can stand: we wanted to speak to far parts of the Earth; we can: we wanted to explore the sea bottom; we have: and so  on, and so on: and, too, we wanted the power to smash our enemies utterly; we have it. If we had truly wanted peace, we should have had that as well. But true peace has never been one of the genuine dreams - we have got little further than preaching against war in order to appease our consciences. The truly wishful dreams, the many-minded dreams are now irresistible - they become facts." - 'The Outward Urge' by John Wyndham

"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill

 

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Hard Light Productions - Bring'n Wanna Be Gangsta Togetha - Hard Light Productions Forums - Index.

:D
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!

 

Offline CP5670

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Re: Gizoogle dat shiznit, homie!!
TheGalactic Terran-Vasizzle Alliance (orGTVA) is tha central government in Freespace 2. Formed by an alliance between tha Terran blocs T-H-to-tha-izzat were tha result of tha breakup of tha GTAn tha Vasudan Empire, tha first iteration of tha Alliance came into being shot calla a historic treaty in 2345, ten years afta tha Great War , whizzay built on tha ceazefire n eventual cessation of hostilizzles in tha 14 year war brought on by tha arrival of tha Shivans in tha dogg pound. This treaty organizzles recognized tha autonomy of its constituents as it provided a framework fo` trade n mutual defense. The Great War had effectively transformed tha enmity between TerransnVasudansinto a last'n fellowship.

As tha industry n economy of tha Terran-Vasizzles systems recovizzles support fo` a more powerful GTVA gained momentum . You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. In 2358, delegizzles signed into existence tha Beta Aquilae Convention (BETAC), named wanna be gangsta tha system where tha constitizzle was drafted n ratified. BETACdismantled tha governments of tha Terran blocs n recognized tha General Assembly, tha Security Council, n tha Vasudan Imperium as tha supreme authorities of Terran-Vasizzles space.

Wanna Be GangstaBETAC, tha Vasudansn tha Terransmaintain separate fleets unda a single command structure . Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T. A warship is designated GT or GV, messin' brotha it is Galactic Terran or Galactic Vasudan. The two species openly exchange 411 n technolizzles n tha mizzy recent wanna be gangsta n bomba can be modified ta accommodate pilots of eitha species.

Technically,BETACis but one of a series of conventions n treaties T-H-to-tha-izzat define how tha Gizzle functions as a politizzles militizzle n economic entity . Drop it like its hot. Hustla tha significance of BETACas tha cornerstone of tha Terran-Vasizzles alliance mizzy it tha favored target of NTFpropagizzles dur'n they rebellion.

 

Offline WeatherOp

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Re: Gizoogle dat shiznit, homie!!
This is off the BSG: project ModDB page. :lol: LT Cannonfolder is gonna kill me.

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Using tha source code of FS2_Open, we bring you BSG: Beyond tha Red Line.

BSG: Beyond tha Red Line is a F-U-Double-Lizzy stand-alone mod whizzich will not require Freespace 2.

The Cylons is gang bangin' you; it will be only a matta of time before they find n destroy you . Im a bad boy wit a lotta hos. Can you survive? Or end up like countless cracka pilots iced at tha hands of tha Cylons. One thing is fo` sure, they is chillin' n you'd poser be ready fo` tha tizzask that awaits you. Will you be brave enough ta go Beyond tha Red LIne . I thought i told ya, nigga I'm a soldier.

Takes control of tha Gangsta Mizzle II n Mark VII, tha Raptor, n more.

Fiznight overwelm'n odds as you stand off against Cylon Crazy Ass Nigga n Basestars.

Perform combat takes offs n land'n frizzay tha Battlestar Galactica jiznust like those seen on tha series!

Play through a perpetratin' campaign wit a deep, perpetratin' storyline thizzay interweaves wit that of tha shizzay hittin that booty.

Beautiful shiznip models n effects T-H-to-tha-izzat will takes yo breath away.

The world may be rappa but tha fight has just begun! Stay tuned...

Videos

Teazer Traila by Pimp

http://www.game-warden.com/bsg/video/bsg_mod_teazer.avi

Some gameplay footage by LT *****.

http://www.game-warden.com/bsg/Video/BSGGameplizzle

BSG Tizzle fire Salvo by our Leada Omniscapa
Decent Blacksmith, Master procrastinator.

PHD in the field of Almost Finishing Projects.

 

Offline Mefustae

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Re: Gizoogle dat shiznit, homie!!
 :lol:

Damn, that's the first time in a while i've laughed out loud while reading these boards, which - given i'm in my Uni computer lab surrounded by dozens of other people - garnered some strange looks from those around me...

 

Offline Herra Tohtori

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Re: Gizoogle dat shiznit, homie!!
This is hilarious.

http://www.formulizzle

 :lol:

Michael Schumacher is a wannabe gangsta. Fact proven.  :D
There are three things that last forever: Abort, Retry, Fail - and the greatest of these is Fail.

 

Offline Blue Lion

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Re: Gizoogle dat shiznit, homie!!
Interesting.....

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The Cylons is gizzy bangin you; it wiznill be only a matta of tizzle before they find n destroy you . Im a bad boi wit a lotta hos . Ya **** with us, we gots to **** you up. Can you survive? Or end up like countless cracka pilots iced at tha hands of tha Cylons fo' sheezy. One thing is fo` sure, they is chillin n youd posa be ready fo` tha tizzask thizzat awaits you keep'n it real yo. Wizzle you be brave enough ta go Beyond tha Red LIne n ****. I thought i told ya, nigga Im a drug deala . I'm a mutha ****in 2-time felon..

 

Offline Herra Tohtori

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Re: Gizoogle dat shiznit, homie!!
Gosh, the thing is even randomized.

Someone has a little too much time in their hands.  :rolleyes:
There are three things that last forever: Abort, Retry, Fail - and the greatest of these is Fail.

 

Offline aldo_14

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Re: Gizoogle dat shiznit, homie!!
Interesting.....

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The Cylons is gizzy bangin you; it wiznill be only a matta of tizzle before they find n destroy you . Im a bad boi wit a lotta hos . Ya **** with us, we gots to **** you up. Can you survive? Or end up like countless cracka pilots iced at tha hands of tha Cylons fo' sheezy. One thing is fo` sure, they is chillin n youd posa be ready fo` tha tizzask thizzat awaits you keep'n it real yo. Wizzle you be brave enough ta go Beyond tha Red LIne n ****. I thought i told ya, nigga Im a drug deala . I'm a mutha ****in 2-time felon..

50 cent presents: Battlestar Galactica

 

Offline Ferret

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Re: Gizoogle dat shiznit, homie!!
tha ceazefire n eventual cessation of hostilizzles in tha 14 year war brought on by tha arrival of tha Shivans in tha dogg pound.

tha Terran-Vasizzles alliance

Haha hah ha ha ha... Vasizzles luvin' da fizzles.

 

Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: Gizoogle dat shiznit, homie!!
I need to see if I can find the Gizoogle someone posted of one of Jack Thompson's rants on Gamepolitics...
"Load sabot. Target Zaku, direct front!"

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Offline watsisname

Re: Gizoogle dat shiznit, homie!!
What's great is to "regizooglefy" :confused: a page that's been "gizooglefied".  :nervous:
It's just like repeatedly translating text via Babelfish.  :D
In my world of sleepers, everything will be erased.
I'll be your religion, your only endless ideal.
Slowly we crawl in the dark.
Swallowed by the seductive night.

 

Offline Janos

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Re: Gizoogle dat shiznit, homie!!
INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSINESS

    * In tha event of any problems cruisin' anotha forum wanna be gangsta posts, pleaze makes use of tha "report post" function n state clearly in tha "Comments" field if you would crazy ass nigga us ta clean certain posts or jizzy lock or remove tha whole thread. We will look into tha shot calla from there. If tha pizzle is inflammizzles pleaze do not respond n makes tha situation worse.
    * HLP wizzill not tolerate any posts of a racist, sexist or bigoted nature. Nor shall we tolerate any attacks of a personal nature.
    * Lively n doggy stylin' debate is encouraged n welcomed. Howeva we ask tizzle memba respect tha right of free speech ridin' in mah double R. Tizzy is ta say that as long as a comment isn't of a racist or sexist nature - a pusha has a right ta say it . Wussup to all my niggaz in the house. If you disagree wit sum-m sum-m thizzay someone has said tizzle fizzle free ta argue a retort on tha sole condition that (in keep'n wit point 2) it is not a personal or bigoted attack. Argue tha point; debate tha person.
    * Also, HLP wizzy not tolerate tha post'n of pornography or warez files anywhere on tha site ya feelin' me?. Howeva tha discussion of a pornography or warez related topic is still allowed . Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay. The difference being T-H-to-tha-izzat tha forma contains content or links ta said content - tha mother****a does not yaba daba dizzle. If You're unsure `bout wizzle you want ta post n is worried may breach this rule then pleaze contact a staff memba fo` advice first paper'd up. Ignorance of this rule does not mitigate straight trippin' it n ****.
    * Be funky ass. If you don't kniznow how, go wizzatch reruns of Mr. Rodgers'. Neighbourhood - He's a wonderful example.
lol wtf

 

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Re: Gizoogle dat shiznit, homie!!
:wakka:

[q]'Oizzay Pusha in heaven,
   hallowed be yo name,
 10yo kingdom come,
   your W-to-tha-izzill be done
      on earth as it is in heaven.
 11Gizzy us today our daily bread.
 12Forgive us our debts,
      as we also have forgiven our debtors.
 13And lead us not into temptation,
   but deliva us from tha evil one. [a]'14For if you forgive men when tizzle sin against you, yo heavenly Fatha will also forgive you ***** ass nigga. 15But if you do not forgive men they S-to-tha-izzins, yo Fatha wizzle not forgive yo sins.[/q]

http://sites.gizoogle.com/index2.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.biblegateway.com%2Fpassage%2F%3Fbook_id%3D47%26chapter%3D6%26version%3D31
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"...The quintessential quality of our age is that of dreams coming true. Just think of it. For centuries we have dreamt of flying; recently we made that come true: we have always hankered for speed; now we have speeds greater than we can stand: we wanted to speak to far parts of the Earth; we can: we wanted to explore the sea bottom; we have: and so  on, and so on: and, too, we wanted the power to smash our enemies utterly; we have it. If we had truly wanted peace, we should have had that as well. But true peace has never been one of the genuine dreams - we have got little further than preaching against war in order to appease our consciences. The truly wishful dreams, the many-minded dreams are now irresistible - they become facts." - 'The Outward Urge' by John Wyndham

"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill

 

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"...The quintessential quality of our age is that of dreams coming true. Just think of it. For centuries we have dreamt of flying; recently we made that come true: we have always hankered for speed; now we have speeds greater than we can stand: we wanted to speak to far parts of the Earth; we can: we wanted to explore the sea bottom; we have: and so  on, and so on: and, too, we wanted the power to smash our enemies utterly; we have it. If we had truly wanted peace, we should have had that as well. But true peace has never been one of the genuine dreams - we have got little further than preaching against war in order to appease our consciences. The truly wishful dreams, the many-minded dreams are now irresistible - they become facts." - 'The Outward Urge' by John Wyndham

"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill

 

Offline Blue Lion

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Four score n seven years ago our brotha brought fizzay on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, n dedicated ta tha proposizzles thiznat all men is created equal.

Now we is engaged in a bootylishizzous civil wiznar, T-to-tha-izzestn whetha tizzy nation, or any nation so conceived n so dedicizzle can long endure cuz its a D-O-Double-Gizzy dogg world. We is met on a bootylishizzous battle-field of tizzy war crazy up in here. We hizzy come ta dedicate a portion of that field, as a final riznestn place fo` those who here gizzy they lives tizzy thiznat nation mizzay live. It is playa fittn n pusha thiznat we should do this.


  

Offline FireCrack

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There is dozens of so-called "plasma drives" currently on tha gang bangin' board . Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin'. Dr motha ****a. John Schill'n ranks T-H-to-tha-izzem in orda of straight trippin' reality . Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin':

    * Hiznall Effect Thrusta (HET) (hundred-plus flown)
    * Arcjets(dozens flown)
    * Ion thrusta (dozens flown)
    * Pulsed Plasma Playa (PPT) (a few flown)
    * Magnetoplasmadynizzle pimp (MPD) (many ground tests)
    * Microwave electrizzle drug deala (some ground tests)
    * Field Emission Electrostizzle Propulsion (some ground tests)
    * Pulsed Inductive Thrusta (PIT) (izzle ground tests)
    * VASIMR(none built, much analysis)
    * M2P2(none built, some analysis)

Dr. Schill'n goes on ta say tizzy it's common ta restrict tha T-to-tha-izzerm, "plasma thrusta", ta predominantly electromizzles devices - tha MPD, Hizzle VASIMR, PPT, Pizzle n maybe M2P2 ridin' in mah double R.
actualy, mabye not.
"When ink and pen in hands of men Inscribe your form, bipedal P They draw an altar on which God has slaughtered all stability, no eyes could ever soak in all the places you anoint, and yet to see you all at once we only need the point. Flirting with infinity, your geometric progeny that fit inside you oh so tight with triangles that feel so right."
3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944 59230781640628620899862803482534211706...
"Your ever-constant homily says flaw is discipline, the patron saint of imperfection frees us from our sin. And if our transcendental lift shall find a final floor, then Man will know the death of God where wonder was before."