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Offline karajorma

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This just has to be an out of control April Fools!
Paris Hilton to play Mother Theresa in new movie!

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Reports indicate that Indian director T. Rajeevnath will be recruiting Paris Hilton to play the starring role in a Mother Theresa biopic.

This is just taking the idea of stunt-casting to a whole new level. British web site Life Style Extra is reporting that Indian director T. Rajeevnath will be taking a trip across the world to try to convince socialite-turned-actress Paris Hilton to star in his feature biopic of the late humanitarian Mother Theresa.

Rajeevnath's people have reportedly been in contact with Hilton's camp to set up a meeting when Rajeevnath arrives in the States. According to Life Style Extra, Rajeevnath will be bringing along various photos of Hilton that have been altered to make her appear more like Mother Theresa, who died back in 1997.

"The pictures will be my strength when I speak to Paris," Rajeevnath told the web site. "She has expressed delight that I have short-listed her to play the role. This will make our meeting easier."

Rajeevnath hopes to begin shooting his Mother Theresa film early next year with a budget of about $11 million. Hilton has been seen in several movie roles over the last few years, including gigs in The Cat in the Hat and the horror film House of Wax, which won her this year's Razzie Award for Worst Supporting Actress. She's better known, however, for her work on the Fox reality show The Simple Life and for 1 Night in Paris, the sex video she made with former lover Rick Salomon. She is now working on the comedy Pledge This! for helmer William Heins.
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Re: This just has to be an out of control April Fo
Paris Hilton to play Mother Theresa in new movie!

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Reports indicate that Indian director T. Rajeevnath will be recruiting Paris Hilton to play the starring role in a Mother Theresa biopic.

This is just taking the idea of stunt-casting to a whole new level. British web site Life Style Extra is reporting that Indian director T. Rajeevnath will be taking a trip across the world to try to convince socialite-turned-actress Paris Hilton to star in his feature biopic of the late humanitarian Mother Theresa.

Rajeevnath's people have reportedly been in contact with Hilton's camp to set up a meeting when Rajeevnath arrives in the States. According to Life Style Extra, Rajeevnath will be bringing along various photos of Hilton that have been altered to make her appear more like Mother Theresa, who died back in 1997.

"The pictures will be my strength when I speak to Paris," Rajeevnath told the web site. "She has expressed delight that I have short-listed her to play the role. This will make our meeting easier."

Rajeevnath hopes to begin shooting his Mother Theresa film early next year with a budget of about $11 million. Hilton has been seen in several movie roles over the last few years, including gigs in The Cat in the Hat and the horror film House of Wax, which won her this year's Razzie Award for Worst Supporting Actress. She's better known, however, for her work on the Fox reality show The Simple Life and for 1 Night in Paris, the sex video she made with former lover Rick Salomon. She is now working on the comedy Pledge This! for helmer William Heins.

Maybe he's thinking of the hotel?

Sadly, I remember this story from months ago.  So if it's an Aprils Fools, it's a long running and very early one.  Eeep.

 

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Re: This just has to be an out of control April Fools!
It does help to know that if this is made, Paris Hilton wil become the single most reviled person on the planet.
...er, more so than now.

 

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Re: This just has to be an out of control April Fools!
She's only the second most reviled person - after Tom Cruise.
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Re: This just has to be an out of control April Fools!
This is... disturbing.

Nah, it'll be revealed that she's actually L. Ron Hubbard reincarnated and then she'll be back to #1 most reviled person.
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Re: This just has to be an out of control April Fools!
Well, L.Ron did love ****ing young boys, so your hypothesis is certainly plausible thus far.
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Re: This just has to be an out of control April Fools!
Not only that, but Earth's Special Forces (www.esforces.com) said they were closing down on april 1.  It was a joke, of course, but it was scary  :eek2:
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Re: This just has to be an out of control April Fools!
Except it wasn't, IIRC, they really got shut down.

 
Re: This just has to be an out of control April Fools!
No, it was a joke, they announced it.  It was a huge prank, they kept it going until the last moment.
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Re: This just has to be an out of control April Fools!
Paris hilton isnt realy that pritty, I dont know what everyone else thinks here. She aint got that big jugs. Dispised? Yeah, i think she is a slut.
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Paris hilton isnt realy that pritty ...  She aint got that big jugs.

Classy.

 

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Where did I put that video...?
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Re: This just has to be an out of control April Fools!
Paris Hilton isn't pretty because she's noodlegirl.
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