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Offline Kosh

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Duke Nukem Forever is not vaporware!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
on: April 11, 2006, 02:41:54 am
"The reason for this is that the original Fortran got so convoluted and extensive (10's of millions of lines of code) that no-one can actually figure out how it works, there's a massive project going on to decode the original Fortran and write a more modern system, but until then, the UK communication network is actually relying heavily on 35 year old Fortran that nobody understands." - Flipside

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Offline Goober5000

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Re: Duke Nukem Forever is not vaporware!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply #1 on: April 11, 2006, 02:52:56 am
How carefully did you read that? :p
 

Offline Turnsky

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Re: Duke Nukem Forever is not vaporware!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply #2 on: April 11, 2006, 03:08:52 am
 :lol:
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Offline Ghostavo

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Re: Duke Nukem Forever is not vaporware!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply #3 on: April 11, 2006, 04:01:26 am
You are about 10 days short.
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Offline WMCoolmon

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Re: Duke Nukem Forever is not vaporware!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply #4 on: April 11, 2006, 04:04:27 am
Reports of Duke Nukem's birth are greatly exaggerated...
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Offline Turnsky

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Re: Duke Nukem Forever is not vaporware!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply #5 on: April 11, 2006, 04:43:56 am
Quote from: WMCoolmon on April 11, 2006, 04:04:27 am
Reports of Duke Nukem's birth are greatly exaggerated...

remind me, who's duke nukem again?  :nervous:         :p
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Offline Grug

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Re: Duke Nukem Forever is not vaporware!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply #6 on: April 11, 2006, 05:32:29 am
:lol:

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Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: Duke Nukem Forever is not vaporware!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply #7 on: April 11, 2006, 05:56:16 am
Quote from: Kosh on April 11, 2006, 02:41:54 am
Duke Nukem Forever is not vaporware!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Offline Kosh

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Re: Duke Nukem Forever is not vaporware!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply #8 on: April 11, 2006, 11:06:08 am
Maybe that was just wishful thinking on my part. I didn't see that it was an April Fools Day joke.
"The reason for this is that the original Fortran got so convoluted and extensive (10's of millions of lines of code) that no-one can actually figure out how it works, there's a massive project going on to decode the original Fortran and write a more modern system, but until then, the UK communication network is actually relying heavily on 35 year old Fortran that nobody understands." - Flipside

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Offline phreak

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Re: Duke Nukem Forever is not vaporware!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply #9 on: April 11, 2006, 12:57:19 pm
Had The Kazan posted this, he would have said that April 1st isn't actually April Fools Day.

He's still monkied right?
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Offline Prophet

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Re: Duke Nukem Forever is not vaporware!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply #10 on: April 11, 2006, 01:38:43 pm
Quote from: phreak on April 11, 2006, 12:57:19 pm
He's still monkied right?
Huh? He's monkied? Well no wonder I haven't seen him around...
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Offline aldo_14

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Re: Duke Nukem Forever is not vaporware!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply #11 on: April 11, 2006, 02:03:28 pm
Quote from: phreak on April 11, 2006, 12:57:19 pm
Had The Kazan posted this, he would have said that April 1st isn't actually April Fools Day.

He's still monkied right?

Yes.  And I think still moaning about it.
 

Offline MicroPsycho

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Re: Duke Nukem Forever is not vaporware!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply #12 on: April 11, 2006, 05:37:58 pm
But there is also this. Notice the date, March 29, 2006.
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Offline Triple Ace

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Re: Duke Nukem Forever is not vaporware!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply #13 on: April 12, 2006, 12:47:09 pm
I'll believe it when I see some new screenshots and a public demo has been released.
 

Offline Ulala

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Re: Duke Nukem Forever is not vaporware!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply #14 on: April 12, 2006, 12:51:25 pm
I dunno, I probably won't believe it until I see it on the shelf at my local Fred Meyer.
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Offline StratComm

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Re: Duke Nukem Forever is not vaporware!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply #15 on: April 12, 2006, 03:15:47 pm
So wait, they have supposedly been working on this for how many years, and they are no closer to having a game now than if they started yesterday and licensed the Source or Doom3 engine?

Right.  Not vaporware.  :lol:
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Offline Ulala

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Re: Duke Nukem Forever is not vaporware!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply #16 on: April 13, 2006, 11:03:41 am
*groan*
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Offline Unknown Target

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Re: Duke Nukem Forever is not vaporware!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply #17 on: April 13, 2006, 05:39:22 pm
People even talk about that game anymore?
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