Yay, we have it trademarked now!!! Alright, then:
Welcome to the HLPBB. Exits are located to your right, left and to the forward section of the installation. Flamethrowers (which have been filled only with water for ages now) are located under your seats. Access to the plasma rifles in the weapons locker is restricted to admins, V-gods, or a hyper-intelligent shade of the color blue. Make sure to visit disco Inferno and our exclusive headz bar while you are here. If you are on duct maintenance duty, and encounter Carl the Shivan while doing so, give him your lunch and he'll leave you alone. If you do not, you just may find out what Shivans do to people they abduct, like Bosch
. Thank you and have a pleasant stay.
That's my second one today. I get the feeling that, 4 years from now, if I get a custom title, it will be "Welcome Mat".