[Tyrian]

I'm a little bored right now so I thought maybe we could start an HLP version of "Whose Line Is It Anyway?", specifically Scenes From a Hat.  Every couple of days, I will (try) to post a new theme.  If someone else comes up with a good theme, we can try that too.  Most of all, have fun and keep it reasonably clean...I don't feel like getting banned by an admin anytime soon.

TOPIC 1:  What does Admiral Bosch do in his spare time?

[firestarter]

He brews Bosch Beer.

[Dark Knight]

He funds the NTF with his range of fridges and DIY tools. 

[Ghostavo]

He plays poker with the leaders of the Hammer of Light

[CP5670]

He stares into space and talks to himself.

[Eightball]

He escapes!  (Thanks to Command, of course!)

[NGTM-1R]

He smuggles kittens through the GTVA blockade of Polaris. Cute fuzzy little kittens.

[Goober5000]

He wakes up on the NTF Iceni and walks to the bridge when...

[Corsair]

...he spots Alpha 1 headed his way so he immediately...

[Killfrenzy]

....harvests the universe's entire supply of wheat for unknown purposes.....

[Polpolion]

and uses that wheat to bake some extra-special dutch apple pies and then shoves them out the airlock for alpha 1 to pick-up.

mmm...pie...

[Flipside]

And by mucking up the value of Pie, he manages to get command to compute Bogus co-ordinates, facilitating his escape from Alpha One who.....

[Polpolion]

...is busy eating the pies.

[ToecrusherHammerjaw]

I think it's about time for the next "scene from a hat".  Tyrian?

[WeatherOp]

... He then takes of his head, whitch is a mask! and alas it is none other then Galemp, who uses the force to take control of Alpha 1's mind, making him bang his head on the hud until his ship explodes.

[ToecrusherHammerjaw]

  Yeah, that's pretty much how it would go down.

How about this for a "scene from a hat":  What the Vasudans are really saying in game.

[Corsair]

They're really playing TaS while messing around with Terran heads and see how many of them they can get killed while keeping their own casualties as minimal as possible. Sometimes they get carried away though and neglect their shipboard duties... the most notorious example of this was when 10,000 Vasudans were all playing TaS aboard the GVD Psamtik and were so busy spamming the boards on the destroyer that they jammed the ship's radar and they wound up far too close to Knossos 2 than anybody in their right minds would want to be.

[phreak]

..gets his ass kicked by Mr. T.  Apparently, bosch enjoys it, as it's an honor to get your ass kicked by Lawrence Tureaud.

[Gortef]

They are so busy eating headz that they have allways their mouths full and that's why their language sounds uncomprehensable.

[Ghostavo]

"Twinkle twinkle little star..."