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Offline WeatherOp

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Re: Whose Line Is It Anyway? HLP Edition!!!
Command person 1: Hey is Alpha 1 a Boy or a Girl

Command person 2: How should I know, they don't pay me enough to check every pilot that comes thru.
Decent Blacksmith, Master procrastinator.

PHD in the field of Almost Finishing Projects.

 

Offline FireCrack

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Re: Whose Line Is It Anyway? HLP Edition!!!
The GTVA Odin

Armed with beam cannons mased on the mjlnor satilites....


nah, too practical...
actualy, mabye not.
"When ink and pen in hands of men Inscribe your form, bipedal P They draw an altar on which God has slaughtered all stability, no eyes could ever soak in all the places you anoint, and yet to see you all at once we only need the point. Flirting with infinity, your geometric progeny that fit inside you oh so tight with triangles that feel so right."
3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944 59230781640628620899862803482534211706...
"Your ever-constant homily says flaw is discipline, the patron saint of imperfection frees us from our sin. And if our transcendental lift shall find a final floor, then Man will know the death of God where wonder was before."

 

Offline ilya

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The Bovine Intervention weapon.
If you don't get this, go play Sacrifice.
--ilya
---Sic Itur Ad Astra
---Solvi Vester Cordis
----There is always hope
----When you can't walk, you crawl. And when you can't crawl, you have someone carry you.

 

Offline Flipside

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The Vasudan hybrid of the Meson Bomb, the Setusupthe........

 

Offline NGTM-1R

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The GTVA Fuzzy Kittens. Because nobody can resist Fuzzy Kittens.
"Load sabot. Target Zaku, direct front!"

A Feddie Story

 

Offline Nuclear1

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The GTVA Fuzzy Kittens. Because nobody can resist Fuzzy Kittens.

The GTVA Spanish Inquistion. Because nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!

 

Offline aceofspades

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Re: Whose Line Is It Anyway? HLP Edition!!!
Um...not that related...but it is a celebration of the silliness of HLP forum members. And at least some of this post will be on topic. So:
Yeah- theres no need for the overboard smilies like the "UT weapons smilies" and so on, they just have no place here.
Um...That was 2001. Nowadays... :snipe:  :headz:  :wakka:  :bump:  :jaw:  :arrr:  :v:
That's all for that. Now...talking about stuff actually on this thread...
TOPIC 1:  What does Admiral Bosch do in his spare time?
He smuggles kittens through the GTVA blockade of Polaris. Cute fuzzy little kittens.
No no no, you've got it wrong. He doesn't smuggle kittens, he kills kittens  ;7
How about this for a "scene from a hat":  What the Vasudans are really saying in game.
Don't people remember the Deus Ex Machina mission where Bosch gets ETAK to work but when it decifers the incoming Shivan transmissions it's all in leetspeak so they don't get anything? If you use F4 to go through everything the Shivans say, it's about how they are eager to finally meet other sentient species and they much prefer communicating by ETAK then by modulating pulses of plasma, because the latter method is very destructive. Then the NTF don't know what's happening so they don't respond. Then the Shivans are all "Why are you not replying? Please, keep talking! We want to learn about you!" and then "It appears we will have to resort to our earlier method of communicating by plasma, unfortunately..." and then all the Shivans open fire.
Also...
NEW TOPIC:  Rejected ideas for GTVA superweapons.
The GTVA Spanish Inquistion. Because nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Don't you mean the GTVG (Galactic Terran-Vasudan Goober) Grammar Inquisition? Its main turret is said to be able to convert correctly between it's and its at over 4,300 replacements per minute.

P.S. Perhaps I should have said It's main turret instead ;7
I wonder if the Shivans eat chocolate? Or play FS2, for that matter.

 

Offline Trivial Psychic

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NEW TOPIC:  Rejected ideas for GTVA superweapons.
The Sex Bomb... oh wait!  That was for "Rejected Ideas for Nazi Superweapons"!  I'm sorry, wrong topic.  :drevil:
The Trivial Psychic Strikes Again!

 

Offline WeatherOp

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The "Boooo", the M fell off due to how powerful and ridiculous the weapon was.
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Offline Charismatic

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Highlight of the topic for me: "What command talks about off air" >
"And so I told him, 'Help is on the way'! LOL ROFL"
:::PROUD VASUDAN RIGHTS SUPPORTER:::
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"IIRC Windows is not Microsoft."

"(CENSORED) Galatea send more than two (CENSORED) fighters to escort your (CENSORED) three mile long (CENSORED), STUPID (CENSORED).  (CENSORED) YOU, YOU (CENSORED)!!!"

 

Offline Cyker

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The Battle Kow!

  

Offline Corsair

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Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi! You're my only hope!
Wash: This landing's gonna get pretty interesting.
Mal: Define "interesting".
Wash: *shrug* "Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die"?
Mal: This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode.

 

Offline Tyrian

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NEW TOPIC:  What Shivans do in their spare time.
Want to be famous?  Click here and become a playing card!!!

Bush (Verb) -- To do stupid things with confidence.

This year, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union Address occurred during the same week.  This is an ironic juxtaposition of events--one involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a creature of little intelligence for prognostication, while the other involves a groundhog.

Bumper stickers at my college:
"Republicans for Voldemort!"
"Frodo failed.  Bush got the Ring."

Resistance is futile!  (If < 1 ohm...)

"Any nation which sacrifices a little liberty for a little security deserves neither and loses both." -- Benjamin Franklin

Sig rising...

 

Offline Trivial Psychic

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I sense another suggestion involving kittens coming.  :nervous:
The Trivial Psychic Strikes Again!

 

Offline Charismatic

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Smuggle baby kittens.
:::PROUD VASUDAN RIGHTS SUPPORTER:::
M E M O R I A L :: http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php/topic,46987.msg957350.html#new

"IIRC Windows is not Microsoft."

"(CENSORED) Galatea send more than two (CENSORED) fighters to escort your (CENSORED) three mile long (CENSORED), STUPID (CENSORED).  (CENSORED) YOU, YOU (CENSORED)!!!"

 

Offline aceofspades

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You are right.  ;)

See, Bosch kills kittens in his free times...

So the Shivans kill SHIVAN KITTENS! They are like normal kittens, but they are spiky and glow red and shoot a beam of bright stuff from their head...wait...ew...Never mind.
I wonder if the Shivans eat chocolate? Or play FS2, for that matter.

 

Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: Whose Line Is It Anyway? HLP Edition!!!
That's my...no, actually it's Dire Trucking's line. Give it back to them in good condition.

They stare into the ever-shifting patterns of subspace...and then get dizzy and throw up.
"Load sabot. Target Zaku, direct front!"

A Feddie Story

 

Offline aceofspades

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The Shivans are addicted to watching subspace, even though they should be doing other things...  :nod:
But it's legal to watch it, so...
I wonder if the Shivans eat chocolate? Or play FS2, for that matter.

 

Offline ilya

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They worship their kitten overlord.
--ilya
---Sic Itur Ad Astra
---Solvi Vester Cordis
----There is always hope
----When you can't walk, you crawl. And when you can't crawl, you have someone carry you.

 

Offline Corsair

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Re: Whose Line Is It Anyway? HLP Edition!!!
they float aimlessly in space until Summoned
Wash: This landing's gonna get pretty interesting.
Mal: Define "interesting".
Wash: *shrug* "Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die"?
Mal: This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode.