Sorry. Next time I'll just call it what it is with an overly long explaination that will take much longer to write and read than "this thread is fast on its way to being locked." As follows:
The thread started out on a bad note with Carl's frustration without explaination leading to people responding that didn't know how to (myself included). From this point, for some reason still unbeknownst to me, Nazis are mentioned, because Nazis don't have opinions or are afraid to or something I guess. Oh wait no, that's the people the Nazis are oppressing! Thus, becoming Nazis will help the situation in a way once again unbeknownst (I like that word, I hope it actually exists) to me. Afterwhich, decent (haha) men are being compared to Adolf Hitler of all people, and by "compared" I actually mean "posting pictures of people that everyone knows that have mustaches as if the pictures were actually relevant to something like the first post." I've seen threads with more relevance than this closed, hence my reasoning to point out that this thread's life is short, as fantastic as posting photos of men with mustaches are. Although now that this discussion has spawned (still far from the original point of the thread) it wouldn't surprise to see this thread around for awhile. If this happens, it would then be my fault, but maybe that was my ploy all along, to say something like "close this ridiculous mess of irrelevance" only to have it kept open out of spite. Brilliant I say! As brilliant as this thread (has gone)!
Don't worry, next time I just won't post anything in the first place. Sorry to have offended.

Okay, I'm done defending/apologizing.