[Janos]

ongoing

Jesus Christ, the only one which I remember was Norway and I cannot even remember it now.

Live feed somewhere on BBC i think

this is a ****ing travesty as it should and as it will  be. forever

[Janos]

i don't know who this girl is but she's singin about johnny, connie and O'SMARTY

Edit: There was a guitar solo and breakdancing from out of nowhere.

[Lt.Cannonfodder]

This is quite fun with a bit of alcohol. And mute button.

LORDI FTW!1!!!11!!1

[Janos]

Russian entry had mullets and a goddamn white-painted girl coming out of a flygel and streching painfully.

[Lt.Cannonfodder]

Russian entry had mullets

Russian McGyver!

Oo! Macedonia trusts in boobs. How original.

[Janos]

horrible slow song with moonspeak lyrics and preposterous posturing sighted

Also, the count so far:
| DRUMS: 5 | ORIENTAL: 3 | removed: 50 MILLION | RAPPERS: 1 | BANSHEES: 5 | ROBOTS: 1 | LESBIANS: 4 | GUITAR SOLOS: 1 | MULLETS: 1

[Prophet]

I'm not watching. Becasue I don't know the exact time Lordi is on and I don't want to endure all that other ****e.

Althought it was an established fact that Finland cannot ever win, or even reach the top 5 in the eurovision, this might actually be our one chance to make history. But it will be the last time Finns will fare well in it. After this we will never reach the top 5 again. Propably won't even get past semifinals.
And althought Lordi claims they have no part in satanic worship, I certain there must be some sort of pact with the devil going on. Its the only explanation why Finland is in the finlals. Although they are a damn good band, it shouldn't matter. It's not like the quality of the music has mattered in the contest before.

Lordi FTW!

[Janos]

Ahahahaha it's the LT United, the crown jewel of Lithuania

WE ARE THE WINNER OF YUROVISHUN

Mein kopf hurts.

[Lt.Cannonfodder]

I'm not watching. Becasue I don't know the exact time Lordi is on and I don't want to endure all that other ****e.

Two songs to go to Lordi. And get some booze man and the contest will turn pretty hilarious.

EDIT: England impresses everyone by being the worst one so far. You were left on that island for a reason!

[Janos]

Ok Britain what the **** were you thinking

4 schoolgirls squealing like pigs and a british white rapper

jesus christ your country should be bombed why didn't the Germans succeed

[Rictor]

Hard Rock Hallelujah is the only song I've actually heard, and the only band who's name I know. So, uh, go Lordi. Gwar ripoffs.

And in the grand tragicomedic fashion on Yugoslavia the damn contest apparently played a hand in the escalating tensions between Serbia and Montenegro, which culminated in tommorow's refferendum on independence. How many song contest can claim they helped break apart a country? Yay!

[Janos]

yay loordi 

[Lt.Cannonfodder]

The HAT!

[Janos]

The HAT!

the goddamn WINGS and burning axe, dude 

[Janos]

Well the Croatian, uhh, home video artist Severina is actually a humanoid cod in disguise

Her video is quite watchable when you're alone, if you catch my drift

[Lt.Cannonfodder]

The eyes of the swedish singer scare me 

[Janos]

The eyes of the swedish singer scare me 

Maybe because she is a hardcore reborn Christian?

Armenian entry just reeks of quality.

[Janos]

Final count:
DRUMS: 10 | ORIENTAL: 8 | eurofags: 50 MILLION | RAPPERS: 2 | BANSHEES: 15 | ROBOTS: 2 | LESBIANS: 4 | GUITAR SOLOS: 3 | MULLETS: 1 | VIOLIN SOLOS: 4 | WHITE OUTFITS: MORE THAN YOU OR I CAN COUNT | ORCS: 6 | PORNSTARS: 2

[TrashMan]

Well the Croatian, uhh, home video artist Severina is actually a humanoid cod in disguise

Her video is quite watchable when you're alone, if you catch my drift

hehe....

It's a travesty that she got there. How the hell she passed the finals I have no idea.. The song sucks big time - if you can understand what she's singing about... Hell, I'm currently ashamed I'm a Croat...

[Dough with Fish]

....

The **** is this? Is it the UK Idol thing or whatever?