[aldo_14]

You go girl!

[Mongoose]

Grandad: I can't believe Moe's dead. How did it happen?
Moe's wife: Well, you know those pills you take? To "help" yall? And how if your erection lasts more than 4 hours you're to stop use immediately?
Grandad: Yes...
Moe's wife: He didn't.
Grandad: ... Haaaa! haaa! haa! Moe's dead, Moe's dead, Moe's dead dead dead.



someone will get it... someone has to get it.

Yeah, at least one person did.

[IceFire]

Well considering that Europeans have been drinking themselves stupid for at least 1000 years (and probably far more) and considering that a good number of asians lack the enzyme to break down alchohol properly (thus the whole "asian gene" and the fact that some of them go beat red and can't take much) I wonder if europeans developed a genetic tolerance to alchohol.  Over a 1000 years its doable.

Although alcohol is scarecely a european invention; IIRC the egyptians invented beer, and I'm pretty sure other cultures developed similar drinks as well.

Didn't know all of that....

I didn't figure Europeans strictly invented the stuff...but they may have invented overdosing on it

[Flipside]

Yup, Egyptians invented Beer, but it was more of a drink for the Elite or for Festivals, I think Western Culture really perfected the art of 'alcohol for the masses.'

[Grug]

I thought it was monks that invented beer?

I think beer's been around longer than the Bible.

[Flipside]

Egyptians were building pyramids in 4000BC, it was after then that the Israelites were forced into bondage (kinkay! - sorry), according to the Bible, so I suspect the trick was learned from the Egyptians

[Grug]

Fair nuff'.

Hehehe, I'm listening to "always look on the bright side of life". *whistles*

[Nuke]

Egyptians were building pyramids in 4000BC, it was after then that the Israelites were forced into bondage (kinkay! - sorry), according to the Bible, so I suspect the trick was learned from the Egyptians

pagans have been drinking mead for much longer than that.

[Janos]

Egyptians were building pyramids in 4000BC, it was after then that the Israelites were forced into bondage (kinkay! - sorry), according to the Bible, so I suspect the trick was learned from the Egyptians

pagans have been drinking mead for much longer than that.

mead != beer

[Flipside]

Also, the whole definition of 'Mead' is different as time goes by. Ancient Celtic 'Mead' was, despite popular belief, pretty weak stuff compared to modern day beverages, about the same level as Shandy.

[aceofspades]

Egyptians were building pyramids in 4000BC, it was after then that the Israelites were forced into bondage (kinkay! - sorry) <snip>

  That explains why Israelis are weird!

[Nuke]

hey, booze is booze, and it was most likely invented when sugar rich liquids were stored for long periods of time (as winter food stores no doubt) and were infected by yeast. so in reality alchohalic beverages invented themselves. mead no doubt came into existance when stored honey was infected with natural yeast and fermented. realistically yeast has only been artificially introduced for only a few hundred years. before then making booze was usually hit or miss.

[Turambar]

hmm, me and my gf kinda noticed something

i seem to have big days and small days, the difference is like half an inch in length, and a big difference in stiffness and somewhat in width

does this happen to you guys?

[Flipside]

Well, sleeping in an awkward position can leave you feeling stiff, and muscle tension in the hip joints and shoulder joints can cause those joints to relax, thus making your height more of an average, same with chest and stomach muscles, you can sometimes have a larger waist even without eating a meal.
 

[Mars]

hmm, me and my gf kinda noticed something

i seem to have big days and small days, the difference is like half an inch in length, and a big difference in stiffness and somewhat in width

does this happen to you guys?

Amen brother! Preach on!

During most of the school year I have small days, but come summer, every day is a big day. I think it has to do with how much sleep I get.

[aceofspades]

hmm, me and my gf kinda noticed something

i seem to have big days and small days, the difference is like half an inch in length, and a big difference in stiffness and somewhat in width

does this happen to you guys?

Well, sleeping in an awkward position can leave you feeling stiff, and muscle tension in the hip joints and shoulder joints can cause those joints to relax, thus making your height more of an average, same with chest and stomach muscles, you can sometimes have a larger waist even without eating a meal.
 

Y'know, from the previous discussion in this thread, and the thread topic, I sort of assumed you were talking about your penis.