I tend to scare people off after I reveal half of my true self 
good thing karajorma is nearless fearless 
Well, I'm not so sure about that. I'm a pretty tough person you know.
so, those two (karajorma+Fragaria) are going out?
Yes, since summer 1998. It's a relationship like most other couples, except slightly more depressing.
I tend to scare people off after I reveal half of my true self 
Top or bottom half?
Sorry, you left yourself wide open with that comment. 
It's ok -- often in my undies, but topless occasionally.
so, those two (karajorma+Fragaria) are going out?
For long enough to make jokes about making her an honest woman to be dangerous.
Oh ****.
*runs*
That makes me wonder exactly how you explained the whole starfish thing, now.......
He's good at explaining things, I am sure you guys know that by now. He just used clear and simple English to tell me that it meant asshole.
He he. Only joking. The real answer is much more tactfully than that
well if shes done with you im sure i could take over. i know how to treat a woman, especially one as lovely as she.
of course im nuts and shel get bored with that and pick up on one of you other fine gentlemen. 
Oh why thank you Nuke, and I think you're a funny guy. I would love to hang out sometimes if you like. But if you're talking about dating, maybe we should wait until the beginning of next year.