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Offline Flipside

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It has begun....
on: June 03, 2006, 09:31:26 pm
 

Offline WeatherOp

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Re: It has begun....
Reply #1 on: June 03, 2006, 09:35:11 pm
SNAKES!!!!!!
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Re: It has begun....
Reply #2 on: June 03, 2006, 09:37:52 pm
Yeah, but in this particular case, it was Snake ;)
 

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Re: It has begun....
Reply #3 on: June 03, 2006, 09:48:11 pm
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"I told them I had one hand full of snake and the other hand full of plane. They cleared me in."
I'm sure that's happened to many a pilot on long, lonley flights.
 

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Re: It has begun....
Reply #4 on: June 03, 2006, 09:48:53 pm
:lol:
 

Offline Wild Fragaria

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Re: It has begun....
Reply #5 on: June 03, 2006, 09:56:09 pm
Very Freaky.

Very Funny, Mefustae  :lol:
 

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Re: It has begun....
Reply #6 on: June 03, 2006, 10:00:13 pm
Tsk tsk. He's introduced a menace to Ohio.
 

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Re: It has begun....
Reply #7 on: June 03, 2006, 10:01:40 pm
This is the state that produced Jack Thompson, they are used to slithery reptiles ;)
 

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Re: It has begun....
Reply #8 on: June 03, 2006, 10:03:29 pm
Quote from: Mefustae on June 03, 2006, 09:48:11 pm
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"I told them I had one hand full of snake and the other hand full of plane. They cleared me in."
I'm sure that's happened to many a pilot on long, lonley flights.

:lol:
 

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Re: It has begun....
Reply #9 on: June 04, 2006, 02:50:20 am
Quote from: WeatherOp on June 03, 2006, 09:35:11 pm
SNAKES!!!!!!

you do mean
MOTHER****IN' SNAKES!!!!
right?
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Re: It has begun....
Reply #10 on: June 04, 2006, 02:56:28 am
Quote from: Mefustae on June 03, 2006, 09:48:11 pm
Quote from: Article
"I told them I had one hand full of snake and the other hand full of plane. They cleared me in."
I'm sure that's happened to many a pilot on long, lonley flights.

Just as long as you don't get them mixed up.  :eek2:
 

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Re: It has begun....
Reply #11 on: June 04, 2006, 09:33:16 am
uhm .... okhay ?
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Re: It has begun....
Reply #12 on: June 04, 2006, 12:07:12 pm
Quote from: Nuke on June 04, 2006, 02:50:20 am
Quote from: WeatherOp on June 03, 2006, 09:35:11 pm
SNAKES!!!!!!

you do mean
MOTHER****IN' SNAKES!!!!
right?

you forgot the ON A PLANE!! part. :p
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Re: It has begun....
Reply #13 on: June 04, 2006, 05:11:33 pm
Quote from: Mars on June 04, 2006, 02:56:28 am
Quote from: Mefustae on June 03, 2006, 09:48:11 pm
Quote from: Article
"I told them I had one hand full of snake and the other hand full of plane. They cleared me in."
I'm sure that's happened to many a pilot on long, lonley flights.

Just as long as you don't get them mixed up.  :eek2:

 :lol: :lol: :lol: ROFL! I just had this image in my mind of a tower sighting a plane tilting up and down over and over again...they radio it:

Tower: Are you okay, pilot? Is your plane malfunctioning?
Pilot: *distracted* It's...not...working...oh, wrong bar...*plane straightens out* oooh - ahem, what was that tower? Oh, um, everything's fine now...
Tower: Pilot, you just appeared appeared to be having trouble getting your plane to stay up...Are you sure you wouldn't like us to prepare emergency measures?
Pilot: I don't know why you're asking this, but don't worry, I brought some Viagra with me.
Tower:  :wtf:

Don't kill me... :nervous: :shaking:
I wonder if the Shivans eat chocolate? Or play FS2, for that matter.
 

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Re: It has begun....
Reply #14 on: June 05, 2006, 08:13:37 am
:F

I wonder if that snake had a traveling ticket
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Reply #15 on: June 05, 2006, 08:14:14 am
Sod the ticket, I hope it had a passport. ;7
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Re: It has begun....
Reply #16 on: June 05, 2006, 08:21:11 am
I hate snakes I freaking hate lizards and other creatures like that! I HATE them. I would of thwron it out the window.
Die shivan die!!
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Re: It has begun....
Reply #17 on: June 05, 2006, 01:05:22 pm
Quote from: AlphaOne on June 05, 2006, 08:21:11 am
I hate snakes I freaking hate lizards and other creatures like that! I HATE them. I would of thwron it out the window.

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Re: It has begun....
Reply #18 on: June 05, 2006, 10:28:52 pm
Quote from: Swantz on June 05, 2006, 01:05:22 pm
Quote from: AlphaOne on June 05, 2006, 08:21:11 am
I hate snakes I freaking hate lizards and other creatures like that! I HATE them. I would of thwron it out the window.

O RLY?
YA RLY!
 

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Re: It has begun....
Reply #19 on: June 06, 2006, 12:49:11 am
Quote from: Mefustae on June 03, 2006, 09:48:11 pm
Quote from: Article
"I told them I had one hand full of snake and the other hand full of plane. They cleared me in."
I'm sure that's happened to many a pilot on long, lonley flights.

And here I thought that Snakes on a Plane wasn't supposed to be a porno.
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