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Offline TrashMan

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Re: The Un-Funny Truth About Scientology
One also falls in love..and that is not a bad thing, no? :D
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Offline Bobboau

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well that depends, is the feeling mutual?
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Offline Nuclear1

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Well, that was one of the most unnerving things I've seen. I really don't know what to say to that.
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
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Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!

 

Offline Kamikaze

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Re: The Un-Funny Truth About Scientology
By the way, another site has been censored by the Church of Scientology:

Censored article: http://66.249.93.104/search?q=cache:WFVaKURIof4J:www.codebot.org/articles/%3Fdoc%3D9471+&hl=en&gl=es&ct=clnk&cd=1&client=firefox-a
Takedown notice: http://codebot.org/notice.html
Science alone of all the subjects contains within itself the lesson of the danger of belief in the infallibility of the greatest teachers in the preceding generation . . .Learn from science that you must doubt the experts. As a matter of fact, I can also define science another way: Science is the belief in the ignorance of experts. - Richard Feynman

 

Offline aldo_14

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Re: The Un-Funny Truth About Scientology
One also falls in love..and that is not a bad thing, no? :D

That depends who or what you fall in love with.

 

Offline vyper

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I never finished watching that. I got to the body of the dutchman in the hotel and thought "eep, not watching this so soon after lunch". Scary stuff though.
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Offline Turambar

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http://theunfunnysequel.ytmnd.com/

it continues

this should be posted everywhere you know, they can't silence everyone
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Offline TrashMan

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Re: The Un-Funny Truth About Scientology
Hell, I'd like the link to that animated gif showing the scientology history..It's a riot! :LOL:
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Offline redmenace

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« Last Edit: June 26, 2006, 08:32:18 am by redmenace »
Government is the great fiction through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else.
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Offline Kie99

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Hell, I'd like the link to that animated gif showing the scientology history..It's a riot! :LOL:
http://historyofscientology.ytmnd.com/
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Offline redmenace

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Government is the great fiction through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else.
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Offline Grug

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Bloody weirdo's. =/

 

Offline TrashMan

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Re: The Un-Funny Truth About Scientology
UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT
FOR THE DISTRICT OF MASSACHUSETTS

LA VENDA VAN )
SCHAICK, et al )
)
) CIVIL ACTION
v. ) NO.
) 79-2491-
)
CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY OF )
CALIFORNIA, et al, )
)
Defendants )

AFFIDAVIT OF RONALD DeWOLF a/k/a L.RON HUBBARD, JR.

I, Ronald DeWolf, formerly L. Ron Hubbard, Jr., hereby
do and state as follows under the penalties of perjury:

1) I have personal knowledge of the facts set forth in this affidavit.

2) I am the oldest son of L. Ron Hubbard, having been born
on May 7, 1934 in Encinatas, California.

3) Between 1949 and 1959 my father and I worked
together on a regular basis in organizing, developing and
promoting many organizations and corporations. which
collectively became known as the Church of Scientology.

4) My father promoted the Church of Scientology with the sale of his
books and publications based on his Various theories relating to the
"science of mind" as the most "exact science" ever developed. He
represented in writing in most of the Church publications that he
possessed degrees from George Washington University, Princeton
University, that he was a nuclear physicist, that he served four years
in combat, was seriously wounded and healed his war wounds with
his theories on the "science of the mind", which is the foundation of
Scientology. Throughout the development years of Scientology and
to the present date, the Church of Scientology has made the
foregoing representations and most individuals who have joined
the organization that

I personally know, relied specifically on my father's represented
qualifications and credentials. The stated representations are all
false. He never obtained degrees from those universities, or ever
served in combat. He was relieved of duty three times as being
unfit, and ended up in a psychiatric hospital at the end of the war.
He is a fraud and has always been a fraud.

5) My father's fraudulent conduct is exemplified
in the structure of his corporations including the Church of
Scientology of California. In connection with each and every
corporation which we created under general heading of 'the
Church of Scientology', my father always required all of the
Directors and Officers of all corporations to give him undated
signed resignations in advance which he held. In that manner,
he always has retained complete control over every corporation
including its bank accounts. In the early years, my father
regularly emptied out these corporation bank accounts
whenever the A.M.A., or a local district attorney, etc.
posed a threat to one of his organizations.

A copy of express instructions on this point in my father's
handwriting is enclosed.

6) My father represented orally and in writing that his theories
relating to the "science of the mind" were based on 30 years of
case studies conducted on a scientific basis by him as a nuclear
physicist and scientist. Most people that I knew who paid money
to my father's corporation to learn about this science also relied
on the above stated representations in addition to my father's
credentials. Similarly, the above stated representations are false.
My father wrote his books off the top of his head based on his
imagination. There were no case studies. He is not a nuclear physicist
and flunked nearly all of his science related courses in high school and
college.

7) My father obtained the rights to the E-meter in 1952 from
Volney Mathison in the same manner that he does everything -
through fraud and coercion. My father learned about the E-meter
from Mathison who developed it and my father fraudulently
extracted those rights from Mathison so that my father could
use it in Scientology auditing.

8) My father has always used the confidential information
extracted from people during auditing sessions to intimidate,
threaten and coerce them to do what he wanted, which often
meant getting them to give him money. My father routinely
used false threats and auditing information particularly
about crimes people had committed to extort money from them.

9) My father has always held out Scientology and
auditing to be based purely on science and not-on religious
"belief or faith. We regularly promised and distributed
publications with "scientific guarantees". This was and has
always been common practice. My father and I created a "re-
ligious front" only for tax purposes and legal protection 'from
fraud Claims'. We almost always told nearly everyone that
Scientology was really science, not a religion, but that the
religious front was created to deal--with the government.
10) My father's basic policies relating to "suppressive persons",
"Fair Game", "attack the attacker", etc. have .always been and
will always be an'integral part of Scientology. The organizational
structure of Scientology and the theories of Scientology cannot
operate and Scientology would not be scientology without such
policies. The entire basis of my father's "science" is the suppressive
person this theory, just as nazism would not be nazism without the theories
of Aryan supremacy and anti-semitism. My father and I discussed
the basic theories of dealing with suppressive persons, such as
what eventually became designated as the "Fair Game Doctrine",
on many occasions. These policies have never changed.
Signed under the pains and penalties of perjury

// -

RONALD DeWOLF



end of** AFFIDAVIT **
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