[redmenace]

http://theunfunnytruth.ytmnd.com/

[brozozo]

Yikes. That's gotta be the most serious and informative YTMND I've ever seen.

[achtung]

Google-bomb!

[Goober5000]

Interesting.

One of the best advantages you can give your enemy is to not take him seriously.

[Scuddie]

Too bad I cant view YTMND no matter which browser I use.

[Shadow0000]

Well, it's not exactly the same, but one YTMND references links to Wikipedia, it talks about this (and a few other things):

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientology_controversy

[mr.WHO]

"THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN CONTROL PEOPLE IS TO LIE TO THEM. You can write that down in your book in great big letters. The only way you can control anybody is to lie to them." — L. Ron Hubbard, Technique

"Organised religion tries to control, so therefore must be lying." — L. Ron Hubbard, Technique

that's why I'm atheist.

[Shadow0000]

You didn't catch the concept...however uncyclopedia has done it quite well:

Scientology is a cult of people too smart to fall for one of the real religions, but too dumb to be suckered in by something unprofitable like atheism.

[Goober5000]

that's why I'm atheist.

Shouldn't you be ahumanist, since humans are the ones doing the lying?

[aldo_14]

that's why I'm atheist.

Shouldn't you be ahumanist, since humans are the ones doing the lying?

Eh?  It's the theism that's inducing and propagating lies in this context.  It's not like you'd say, say the 'cannibalistic child raping cult of Mordrath' was the fault of the believer but not the priests or the people who invented it.

[Setekh]

Eh?  It's the theism that's inducing and propagating lies in this context.  It's not like you'd say, say the 'cannibalistic child raping cult of Mordrath' was the fault of the believer but not the priests or the people who invented it.

Not that I'm an expert, but I thought scientology was not theistic? Or are you referring to religion in a general sense here (which is generally theistic).

[aldo_14]

Eh?  It's the theism that's inducing and propagating lies in this context.  It's not like you'd say, say the 'cannibalistic child raping cult of Mordrath' was the fault of the believer but not the priests or the people who invented it.

Not that I'm an expert, but I thought scientology was not theistic? Or are you referring to religion in a general sense here (which is generally theistic).

I think scientology can be said to deify Hubbard himself.

[NGTM-1R]

I wouldn't go that far. They don't worship the man; perhaps his (fake) achievements, but not the man himself.

[Colonol Dekker]

The unfunny truth is how can Cuise get Kidman, lose here, then end up with cruz' ??
He must be all of three feet tall, I've seen taller hobbits !!

[aldo_14]

The unfunny truth is how can Cuise get Kidman, lose here, then end up with cruz' ??
He must be all of three feet tall, I've seen taller hobbits !!

Level 8 (or whatever) Scientologists can control thoughts.

And the minds of goats.

[Colonol Dekker]

yeah but they use ATB system from FF5 so i can just walk away while the atack turn powers up.
 

[neoterran]

Eh?  It's the theism that's inducing and propagating lies in this context.  It's not like you'd say, say the 'cannibalistic child raping cult of Mordrath' was the fault of the believer but not the priests or the people who invented it.

Not that I'm an expert, but I thought scientology was not theistic? Or are you referring to religion in a general sense here (which is generally theistic).

Scientology is a horrible, horrible cult, do a search for "a piece of blue sky" on google and you can read the book. it's a fascinating read and you'll educate yourself on why scientology is bad bad bad. Before I read it I had some idea scientology was a semi-benevolent quasi-religion, now I understand it is a soul-destroying uberscam.

[TrashMan]

You didn't catch the concept...however uncyclopedia has done it quite well:

Scientology is a cult of people too smart to fall for one of the real religions, but too dumb to be suckered in by something unprofitable like atheism.

Let me re-phrase that so it's more cose to the truth:

"Scientology is a cult of people too dumb to be suckered in by something unprofitable like atheism or to fall for one of the real religions"

[SadisticSid]

Let me re-phrase that so it's more cose to the truth:

"Scientology is a cult of people too dumb to be suckered in by something unprofitable like atheism or to fall for one of the real religions"

*snicker*

[karajorma]

ROTFLMAO

Oh that is just too funny