@Kara:There should be a big giant glowing neon sign on the homepage that's a link to your FAQ, kind of like this
Karajorma's Freespace FAQIn the absence of that, 214, you've never been properly beamed, probably because you were usually in the Inferno forums, mostly in one topic. However interesting the Gargant may be is stikes me as one of those improbably überships of doom that keep popping up, but that's just my opinion. Anyhow, without further ado

Welcome to HLP. Please keep all appendages (and other organs

) within the installation at all times. Flamethrowers are located underneath all seats, however, due to the rising cost of oil, the question of cruisers are being phased out,

, God forsaken (impossible) überships of doom, the napalm has been replaced with Holy Water. Plasma rifles are located in the weapons locker, but only Admins,

, or a hyper-intelligent shade of blue have access to these areas. If you meet a Shivan in the ductwork quite likely Carl, give him your lunch, and whatever else is available and back away slowly, odds are good you'll live (provided Carl isn't in the mood.
Recommend reading includes
Karajorma's Freespace FAQ for general questions, and
The Freespace Wiki for specific issues and questions.
Specifics are always good, especially in a bug report.