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Offline Kamikaze

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Blowjobs for science.
on: June 30, 2006, 03:23:29 pm
http://blog.wired.com/sex/index.blog?entry_id=1510908

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Online sex toy retailer LoveHoney is advertising what could be the most unusual job ever. The company is searching for a sexually active couple who will be prepared to test a new pill designed to change the taste of semen.

The pill, which is taken as a twice-a-day for 30 days, claims to mask the traditionally salty taste of male ejaculate with a refreshing apple-like flavour. Successful applicants will take the pill for 30 days and will use an online blog to provide a blow-by-blow account of how the taste of their partner's sexual fluid changes.

"A payment is offered," says LoveHoney test organiser Ali Carnegie, "But this is really a job that people should do for love rather than money."

Couples who are interested in the position can apply by completing the Tester application form on the LoveHoney Web site at www.lovehoney.co.uk/spermtester.

The test product is 100% vegetarian. Both straight and gay couples are encouraged to apply.
Science alone of all the subjects contains within itself the lesson of the danger of belief in the infallibility of the greatest teachers in the preceding generation . . .Learn from science that you must doubt the experts. As a matter of fact, I can also define science another way: Science is the belief in the ignorance of experts. - Richard Feynman
 

Offline Ulala

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Re: Blowjobs for science.
Reply #1 on: June 30, 2006, 03:25:51 pm
Wow... just.... wow.
I am a revolutionary.
 

Offline aldo_14

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Re: Blowjobs for science.
Reply #2 on: June 30, 2006, 03:41:44 pm
But, what's the control group?
 

Offline Rictor

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Re: Blowjobs for science.
Reply #3 on: June 30, 2006, 03:46:11 pm
I wonder if the tester can put the job on his CV.

"Senior Executive Sperm Tester"
 

Offline Prophet

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Re: Blowjobs for science.
Reply #4 on: June 30, 2006, 03:51:35 pm
Well its only fair to develope an apple that tastes like a vagina. Or a lollipop. Or an ice cream!...
I'm not saying anything. I did not say anything then and I'm not saying anything now. -Dukath
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Offline Turambar

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Re: Blowjobs for science.
Reply #5 on: June 30, 2006, 03:56:40 pm
lol, just lol

this could be incredibly useful
10:55:48   TurambarBlade: i've been selecting my generals based on how much i like their hats
10:55:55   HerraTohtori: me too!
10:56:01   HerraTohtori: :D
 

Offline Rictor

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Re: Blowjobs for science.
Reply #6 on: June 30, 2006, 04:01:35 pm
Tell me about it. No more going through a bottle of mouth-wash a day.
 

Offline Dough with Fish

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Re: Blowjobs for science.
Reply #7 on: June 30, 2006, 04:10:12 pm
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...provide a blow-by-blow account...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Thats some good writing right there.
tianjun1298 > Your this only the fine insect which escapes from the condom
 

Offline KappaWing

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Re: Blowjobs for science.
Reply #8 on: June 30, 2006, 05:03:30 pm
Finally! But the question is, is the salt removed or just masked? If its just masked then the salt will still make you thirsty as hell.
"Your efforts to interdict me have failed, papacy. Pentagon, engage propaganda drive."
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Offline aldo_14

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Re: Blowjobs for science.
Reply #9 on: June 30, 2006, 05:20:15 pm
Quote from: KappaWing on June 30, 2006, 05:03:30 pm
Finally! But the question is, is the salt removed or just masked? If its just masked then the salt will still make you thirsty as hell.

Soeaking from experience?
 

Offline vyper

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Re: Blowjobs for science.
Reply #10 on: June 30, 2006, 06:02:07 pm
Change vaginas to taste like beer and women all over the nation will be getting head in seconds...
"But you live, you learn.  Unless you die.  Then you're ****ed." - aldo14
 

Offline Turambar

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Re: Blowjobs for science.
Reply #11 on: June 30, 2006, 06:53:34 pm
actually i prefer vagina to beer.

make it taste like butterscotch or something, thatd be nice
10:55:48   TurambarBlade: i've been selecting my generals based on how much i like their hats
10:55:55   HerraTohtori: me too!
10:56:01   HerraTohtori: :D
 

Offline ToecrusherHammerjaw

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Re: Blowjobs for science.
Reply #12 on: June 30, 2006, 09:52:23 pm
 :lol: :lol: :lol:
 :wakka:
at all of this.  Great stuff.
 

Offline Mefustae

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Re: Blowjobs for science.
Reply #13 on: June 30, 2006, 11:00:04 pm
Quote from: Turambar on June 30, 2006, 06:53:34 pm
make it taste like butterscotch or something, thatd be nice
That's... actually bloody brilliant! I could make f***ing billions!!

*Hurries over to drawing-board*
 

Offline phatosealpha

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Re: Blowjobs for science.
Reply #14 on: June 30, 2006, 11:10:56 pm
.....pray tell, how, exactly, do you draw butterscotch flavored vagina?
 

Offline Mefustae

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Re: Blowjobs for science.
Reply #15 on: June 30, 2006, 11:16:42 pm
What, you want a bloody diagram!?
 

Offline phatosealpha

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Re: Blowjobs for science.
Reply #16 on: July 01, 2006, 12:26:46 am
No.

Bloody is salt flavored.  Slightly less musky then usual.  A little thicker.
Worth it though.
I know.

I want a butterscotch diagram, mr drawing board.
 

Offline Mefustae

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Re: Blowjobs for science.
Reply #17 on: July 01, 2006, 12:39:49 am
Alright, gimme a few hours though... *starts scribbling*
 

Offline watsisname

Re: Blowjobs for science.
Reply #18 on: July 01, 2006, 03:05:22 am
Quote from: phatosealpha on June 30, 2006, 11:10:56 pm
.....pray tell, how, exactly, do you draw butterscotch flavored vagina?

 :lol: This is totally going to be my new siggy quote. :lol:
In my world of sleepers, everything will be erased.
I'll be your religion, your only endless ideal.
Slowly we crawl in the dark.
Swallowed by the seductive night.
 

Offline WMCoolmon

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Re: Blowjobs for science.
Reply #19 on: July 01, 2006, 03:52:21 am
For Great...Great....god-damn mother-****ing great 'justice'.

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