Author Topic: Office Mishaps? Who can tell what the night may hold......... (Read 1960 times)

Colonol Dekker · **on:** July 28, 2006, 10:57:02 am

As some may know, i'm in FLorence right now on a business Jolly.
We are about to hit a free bar, And i'm certain i'm gonna get laid, or get fired, The results wont be published, just take My HLP absence on monday as an official result (should it happen).

Whats the funniest thing to happen to anyonew on a work Jolly?
*Discuss

>>>Goes to get drunk/laid/fired/ Possibly Divorced by telephone......

Nuke · **Reply #1 on:** July 28, 2006, 11:04:26 am

my first boss once took me to a strip joint whilst we were on offitial buisness, delivering a server and some pcs to a charter school. i got a free lap dance and i think i even got payed for it

Colonol Dekker · **Reply #2 on:** July 28, 2006, 11:10:34 am

Thats what i'm talkin'bout. Surely one of the mighty HLP Elsders can best that one?

*anticipates greatness*

Really goes to get pixxored now>

Seeya monday peepage

Kosh · **Reply #3 on:** July 28, 2006, 10:43:57 pm

Quote from: Colonol Dekker on July 28, 2006, 11:10:34 am

Thats what i'm talkin'bout. Surely one of the mighty HLP Elsders can best that one?

*anticipates greatness*

Really goes to get pixxored now>

Seeya monday peepage

Aren't you married?

Dough with Fish · **Reply #4 on:** July 29, 2006, 12:12:17 am

What the **** is a work Jolly? I know of being Jolly, like a jolly fatman or something. But a work jolly? You weird brits and your ****ed up slang. Better than that ghetto and street **** rappers throw out, I suppose, but not by much.

Descenterace · **Reply #5 on:** July 29, 2006, 02:48:42 am

A junket. A holiday on work time.

Not yet had the opportunity myself. Maybe in a few years, if the company actually gets some sales and moves to a larger building, which would require me to have a look at the hardware available for futureproofing our network. This 'research' may well take me to exotic locations...

Harbinger of DOOM · **Reply #6 on:** July 29, 2006, 06:42:23 am

Quote from: Dough with Fish on July 29, 2006, 12:12:17 am

What the **** is a work Jolly? I know of being Jolly, like a jolly fatman or something. But a work jolly? You weird brits and your ****ed up slang. Better than that ghetto and street **** rappers throw out, I suppose, but not by much.

Wikipedia is your friend.

Colonol Dekker · **Reply #7 on:** July 31, 2006, 03:31:06 am

Its monday, I'm back, And.....................Still Married, The system works !!!!!!!

I was expecting a list of american pie /Office xmas party annecdotes but..................

Nothing.

Fineus · **Reply #8 on:** July 31, 2006, 04:04:49 am

Best I ever got was one of the prettier nurses giving me a cup of tea at the hospital I work at.

I need a new job

Colonol Dekker · **Reply #9 on:** July 31, 2006, 04:08:45 am

Confidence and Banter will get you everywhere.
I think the best one for me was a spry lad of 17, (6 and a bit years ago Z0MG!!) I had the distinct pleasure of an executive secretary of 22 years old. It was at a christmas function when i worked for KPMG. We stole a bottle of champagne from a directors suite and basically defile most rooms on the third floor while the rest of the london offices partied in farringdon.

*sniff* those were the days.....

Wobble73 · **Reply #10 on:** July 31, 2006, 06:21:01 am

This happened to a friend of mine, I stress a friend of mine and not me!

Once a works night out, a friend of mine got laid in a back alley behind a club. He ended up getting fired for lewd behaviour as it was a caught on CCTV!

Colonol Dekker · **Reply #11 on:** July 31, 2006, 06:53:47 am

ROFL, *wipes tears from eyes*
hands up those who have done the jiggy behind a vclub, in a car park or in an alley.

Nuke · **Reply #12 on:** August 01, 2006, 12:59:33 pm

do landry mats count?

vyper · **Reply #13 on:** August 01, 2006, 01:19:56 pm

Does a uni toilet count?

TheSleeve · **Reply #14 on:** August 01, 2006, 04:50:22 pm

I suppose an elevator would be my most noteworthy locale. Not my fault. She pressed the emergency stop button, not me.

Nuke · **Reply #15 on:** August 02, 2006, 03:01:54 am

back when i worked at the pawn shop, wo once wittnessed a couple people ****ing at the bus stop across the street. so we hit up the camera case, grabbed anything with a working flash, and about 6 of us went out side and pretended to snap pictures. it didnt phase them at all, they just kept on performing, up till the bus came.

Colonol Dekker · **Reply #16 on:** August 02, 2006, 03:06:38 am

Oner way to catch the drivers attention lol

aldo_14 · **Reply #17 on:** August 02, 2006, 03:18:05 am

Quote from: Nuke on August 02, 2006, 03:01:54 am

back when i worked at the pawn shop, wo once wittnessed a couple people ****ing at the bus stop across the street. so we hit up the camera case, grabbed anything with a working flash, and about 6 of us went out side and pretended to snap pictures. it didnt phase them at all, they just kept on performing, up till the bus came.

The bus or them?

Nuke · **Reply #18 on:** August 02, 2006, 03:45:13 am

well i dont think so, unless that guys on a hair trigger. i usually require about an hour and a half of near brutal sex to get off.

no im not bragging!

Colonol Dekker · **Reply #19 on:** August 02, 2006, 03:56:21 am

An hour and a half? Surely thats just the foreplay....................I'm not bragging either, to quote Alison Flannigan from american pie 2,

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You gotta heat the oven before you stick in the turkey.

And my ~~ladies like their~~wife likes her turkey well done

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