I'm bored, so I'm going to just start writing a dialogue and see what kind of story comes out...
Set in the forest of the Knights Who Say Ni...Head Knight (HK): Halt! Who goes there? Identify yourself or be slain!
Mr. T (T): I pity th' foo' who threatens Mr. Red Riding T! What you want tin man?
HK: We are the Knights Who Say Ni. If you want to pass, you shall bring us a shrubbery!
T: I pity th' foo' who makes Mr. T find a bush... But I gotta go see my Momma in the gingerbread house. I will return with yo' bush soon.
Several hours later...T: Yo' tin man! I got yo' bush right here!
HK: Excell--Who is that?!? I said a
shrubbery, not a Bush!
Pres Bush (PB): Unhand me! How dare you touch the Supreme Dictat...Leader of the Free World?
T: He's th' closest thing I could find. You take a head of cabbage instead of yo' shrub?
PB: *Bursts forth with a stream of Bushspeak*
Three knight's heads explode.HK: We yield! You may pass, just take that Bush with you!
On the road to Mr. T's Momma's house...PB: I'm hungry! I demand that you feed me consumable food items!
T: I on'y got th' sweets I was bringin' my Momma. Go find yo' own food.
PB: Fine, I will.
PRESIDENTIAL ADVISORS.........ASSEMBLE!!!Dick Cheney (DC): Dick Cheney here! *Pulls out shotgun*
Michael Chertoff (MC): Michael Chertoff present! *Whips out huge cases of cash*
PB: Where's Condi?
DC: She's in the Mideast.
PB: Why? Who sent her there?
MC: You did, sir. She's trying to swindle the Arabs out of their oil...I mean...Bring peace to the region. Now, what do you require of us, O Benevolent Leader Ordained By God?
PC: I'm
hungry!!!
DC: I'll take care of it! *Takes aim at the trees and empties his shotgun into them as birds fall to the ground* Now we just need to cook them all.
MC: I can do that! *Piles money on the ground, uses Dick's glasses to set fire to it, and cooks the birds*
T: Mmm...That food smells good, foo's! Hurry an' dish up!
After eating, they continue on down the road...PB: Ahhh...It's so nice to be walking along this road meant to be used for walking, not driving, but walking.
DC + MC: I agree, sir.
T: Foo's! Don't you ever shut up? Hey!!! There's my Momma's house!
They all run to the front door. Mr. T rings the bell...T's Momma (TM): Ohhhh...Mr. Red Riding T...Momma is so happy to see you! And who are your friends?
T: This is President Bush, Dick Cheney, and Michael Chertoff.
TM: So you are the ones who cut my welfare check and wrecked Social Security!!! *Sprouts horns and grabs a pitchfork* (Demon Voice): Prepare to feel the wrath of Hell!
Bush, Chertoff, and Cheney are transported to the deepest circle of Hell...PB: Hey, I recognoze...rekignise...oh shoot...remember this place!
DC + MC: It's the White House!!!
Devil (D): Now for the ultimate torment! You shall now be exposed to LOGIC!!!
Bush + Co: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...*gasp*...OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
The End.
I'm not bored anymore. Plus I have writer's block.
Enjoy.
