[Cobra]

And I ran across the VBBQ thread again. and i was thinking, will there ever be a HLPBBQ?

[redsniper]

I think they used to have them back in the day... What the heck? Why not have another one?

* redsniper fires up the HLPBBQ and tosses Cobra on it.

[Cobra]

AHA! But I have donned the fire/heatproof suit!

i suggest an HLPBBQ and I'm the main course. not fair.

[Unknown Target]

*brings out UT's List*
*proceeds to roast every noob he has on it*

[Cobra]

I've got the mega-grill!

[achtung]

I've got the noobbq sauce! 

[Turambar]

instead of coal, i suggest meson warheads.

[redsniper]

* redsniper finishes drinking the holy water out of his flamethrower

* redsniper  gets the bottle of ginger ale out of the fridge and fills his flamethrower with that

Seriously, this stuff is like pepper spray.

[Cobra]

*smuggles in napalm for redsniper* how's dat?

Fake FS3 Box. That should get them running to me.

Also I've got a n00b deep frying beam cannon.

[Unknown Target]

Cobra.
You're a noob too.
*Insta-fries with BFRed*

[an0n]

None of you have the necessary flaming capacity to start a BBQ.

Plus, you people aren't even vets here (UT excluded), let alone at the VBB. You're not allowed to ressurect the VBBQ in any way, shape or form unless you trek through the Valley of The Fallen; battle the Zombie Trolls and their mighty king HFB; and spend a few hours finding, exhuming and looting Plasma's coffin from the Veteran's Graveyard to recover the remnants of the Great Flame.

Or until you piss ZB off enough to get him to start it up....

[redsniper]

I remember HFB's antics from back in my lurking days. I was there, I just wasn't there.

[Cobra]

Cobra.
You're a noob too.
*Insta-fries with BFRed*

i have my fire/heatproof jacket on, remember?

anyway i brought this up, i should be INVINCIBLE!

[Dark Hunter]

Why not invite the one guy who has a beam cannon as part of his anatomy!


Here, Carl! We've got sack lunches! 

[WeatherOp]

Cobra.
You're a noob too.
*Insta-fries with BFRed*

*Bonks UT on the head..

Dude shame on you, we have technolgy for this purpose

*sends his endless supply of lady cylon models to roast cobra.

[CP5670]

MALBOEUF ****ING LAGBOMBS IN DEIMOS DUEL BAN HIM!!!!!1

cookie to anyone who gets the reference there

Plus, you people aren't even vets here (UT excluded), let alone at the VBB. You're not allowed to ressurect the VBBQ in any way, shape or form unless you trek through the Valley of The Fallen; battle the Zombie Trolls and their mighty king HFB; and spend a few hours finding, exhuming and looting Plasma's coffin from the Veteran's Graveyard to recover the remnants of the Great Flame.

HFB was hilarious. He always used to say "Yap" instead "Yes" and alternated between having completely pointless conversations with others (with weird spelling errors that nobody else would make) and bumping random old threads in groups of four or five at a time, during the four days it took Volition to ban him.

[an0n]

HFB was by far the biggest ****ing troll the VBB ever saw.

He was just pure stupid, and of a volume so immense as to have brought proceedings to a grinding halt while everyone sharpened their blades in preparation to run him through....

[Mefustae]

He was just pure stupid, and of a volume so immense as to have brought proceedings to a grinding halt while everyone sharpened their blades in preparation to run him through....

Example?

[Cobra]

why is it I'M the only "n00b-target" in this thread? there are other n00bs in here. *looks at Charismatic*

[redsniper]

He was just pure stupid, and of a volume so immense as to have brought proceedings to a grinding halt while everyone sharpened their blades in preparation to run him through....

Example?

well... for one, HFB stands for Hemaroid(sic) Frog Butt if you didn't know already.

why is it I'M the only "n00b-target" in this thread? there are other n00bs in here. *looks at Charismatic*

because Drekker hasn't shown up yet