Brain, PERFECT!!! Now I just have to run to the store and buy one (probably after work tomorrow morning)

I'll probably end up just using the HP-duck though. I appreciate it!!! I'll be testing it when I get back home.
Actually, NOT NEEDED, but sounds fun. How about dropping the lowest duck completely and using pieces of the medium one as debris? I was thinking: beaks, tails, half a face? that sort of thing?

Of course I have no idea how to convert more than one model into a pof (I think I still have the 4-5 lod Tennyson .cob on my HD for like 3 years still unconverted successfully, heh)
I found the video I need, gonna have to fraps it though and edit out the web page its posted on (no option to DL it)... So I guess I will have to zoom in and then recapture it?
I have the audio track I need, let's just say that is what inspired me the most to try this!!!

That still leaves taking sections of it in some sort of movie format and then converting those short scenes into PCX frames... How many frames can an ani file be max? IF I do the whole 2 min clip I dont want to hit performance too bad. Would look like crap for the video (This is not something you play, just for fun to show off)
Oh and Kara...

I have no idea what you are talking about. I would have no idea of how to "do" Ivonova's breast other than the manual way.

(and I might add, I would glady do IF she were interested!)

On more thought, perhaps you were thinking along the lines of something like this:
Narrator - "IF tits got mad at each other and fought, there would be... BREAST WARS!"
Then we could zoom in on Ivonova's chest and like animate both of them into rebel and Imperial Breasts.
Ok, I'm stopping this line of though and reeling it back into "Bizarre Mode" and not "Total Freakazoid Land"...

on a side note.... I think I'm turning dyslexic in middle age? I had to correct 12 spelling errors : teh, ign, fo ect...