Man I hate them (not just because I'm not one of them, too).
Where I live, the average "popular" kid maintains about a 2.8 to 3.3 GPA
me " hey look! some obsidian!" them: "why are you going around talkin about plants [obsidian is not a plant] or something?" . It seems like every time I go out to mow the lawn, there they are, swarming all over the place bugging the hell out of you:
"who'd you get for homeroom?" "whats up?" "what'cha doing? Why are you doing that?" "what are you wearing tommarow?" .
Just because they can't do it well, they morphed playing a musical insturment that isn't purcussion into something bad.
Also, just because except for AOL, they aren't computer literate
"hey I was trying to install a game, and that thing [autoplay] didn't pop up when I put the CD in. How do I install it?" Me (out of no where) "View the CD in Powerdesk or windows explorer and run setup.exe" "Hey, where not all computer geniuses, so don't excpect us to know how to do that" ] , so they morphed playing any games or anything on the computer into a bad thing.
I can think up a dozen more things to throw at them, but I'll wait until one of 'ems actually around to hear.

EDIT: notice to all: I am in between eigth grade and high school; I am still in (late) summer brake. It's just that I just noticed this when someone at teh place where I got my schedual was being made fun of. {cough cough cough ray cross cough cough coguh} {hack} {cough up plegmh}