
Welcome to the HLP!
Exits are located in all the usual places (left right, up down, 5th-dimensionally, etc.), but most are blocked so don't go trying to use them! Emergency flamethrowers filled with holy water (don't ask) are located under all seats. The secure lockers hold plasma rifles and shotguns, but only admins,

, or Hooloovoos (hyperintelligent shades of blue) may open them. Do not go vent-crawling, unless you want to die. For our resident Shivan, Carl, lives in there. If you meet him, try throwing him your lunch. Carl likes lunch. Thank you and enjoy your stay!!!

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