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Offline Freespace Freak

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I think I have a forum stalker
Not on this forum!  Thank god all of us here are (mostly) sane.  He's like following me around and making dumb comments to amplify my own which are supposed to be funny but are just dumb.  Then he asks me if I wanted to put his dumb-ass comments in my sig.  I don't know if I should tell him to **** off or what.  What do you guys in this situation?

 

Offline Janos

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Re: I think I have a forum stalker
This is why good forums have "Ignore" feature built in. Tell him to **** off, report him to a mod or just don't give a **** about him. Snipe him if you can! Nothings says "I love thee" like pre-emptive ad hominems
lol wtf

 

Offline KappaWing

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Re: I think I have a forum stalker
Snipe? Sorry I always hear the term on forums but cant figure out what it really means.
"Your efforts to interdict me have failed, papacy. Pentagon, engage propaganda drive."
"Now, Protestant scum, you will see the power of this fully armed and operational Papal Station!"

 

Offline Janos

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Re: I think I have a forum stalker
Snipe? Sorry I always hear the term on forums but cant figure out what it really means.

Snipe as in sharpshoot. Quick and fast, hits the target, comes out of the blue. A sudden personal attack or pre-emptive ****ting on person's argument, something like that. Sneaky attack.
lol wtf

 

Offline Freespace Freak

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Re: I think I have a forum stalker
Yeah, problem is I'm pretty much a nice guy who tries not to hurt anyones feewings.  I guess I'll just wait and see.  I won't snap at him just yet, but if he keeps it up I will.

 

Offline Kie99

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Re: I think I have a forum stalker
Don't snap at him, just tell him straight that you think he's being too clingy towards you.
"You shot me in the bollocks, Tim"
"Like I said, no hard feelings"

 

Offline kode

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Re: I think I have a forum stalker
"I need some time alone"...
Pray, v. To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
- Ambrose Bierce
<Redfang> You're almost like Stryke 9 or an0n
"Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored."
- Aldous Huxley
WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

 

Offline vyper

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Re: I think I have a forum stalker
I go with the ****-off option...
"But you live, you learn.  Unless you die.  Then you're ****ed." - aldo14

 

Offline Freespace Freak

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Re: I think I have a forum stalker
 :wtf:

Oh my God... kode's and kietotheworld's replies were...creepy.  :shaking:

 

Offline ZylonBane

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Re: I think I have a forum stalker
You're new to Internet, aren't you?
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Offline achtung

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Re: I think I have a forum stalker
You're new to series of tubes, aren't you?
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In the wise words of Charles de Gaulle, "China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."

Formerly known as Swantz

 

Offline Freespace Freak

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Re: I think I have a forum stalker
You're new to Internet, aren't you?

What is this internet you speak of?

 

Offline Janos

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Re: I think I have a forum stalker
You're new to Internet, aren't you?

What is this internet you speak of?

land of milk and honey
lol wtf

 

Offline vyper

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"But you live, you learn.  Unless you die.  Then you're ****ed." - aldo14

 

Offline Flipside

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Re: I think I have a forum stalker
You're new to Buttsecks!, aren't you?


Sorry, after the theme of this thread that couldn't be resisted....

* Flipside runs

 

Offline Freespace Freak

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Re: I think I have a forum stalker
You're new to Buttsecks!, aren't you?


Sorry, after the theme of this thread that couldn't be resisted....

* Flipside runs

Come here, you little hairy bastard!

 

Offline Flipside

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Re: I think I have a forum stalker
:lol:

 

Offline ZylonBane

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Re: I think I have a forum stalker
You're new to Buttsecks!, aren't you?
Sorry, after the theme of this thread that couldn't be resisted....

* Flipside runs
Please. The proper spelling is BUTTSEKS.
ZylonBane's opinions do not represent those of the management.

 

Offline Nuclear1

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Re: I think I have a forum stalker
You're new to Buttsecks!, aren't you?


Sorry, after the theme of this thread that couldn't be resisted....

* Flipside runs

Come here, you little hairy bastard!

:lol:

I read through some of the posts with the Boy scout thread open in another tab and had actually convinced myself that I was reading that thread instead of this one.  Not that the subject matter is any better... :D
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!

 

Offline Gortef

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Re: I think I have a forum stalker
What is this internet you speak of?

I believe Swantz allready ansvered this question. It's a series of tubes.
Habeeb it...