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http://www.xbox360fanboy.com/2006/10/23/new-doax2-trailer-pushes-the-limits/

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We never thought we'd say this, but the new Dead or Alive Xtreme 2 trailer may be too bouncy. Available on Marketplace right now (the old E3 trailer has been re-re-released as well), the trailer is very long and very bouncy. So bouncy that it's disturbing, and, dare we say it, unrealistic. But that's really what it's all about, right? Still, this trailer is naughty. Lei Fang on a stripper pole, a little girl on girl "back rub" action, and more tiny swimsuits than you can shake a stick at. Honestly, we wouldn't be surprised if DOAX2 becomes a media target when it ships this winter. Seriously, it's just south of actual porn. See what all the fuss is about after the break. Oh, and they're all technically wearing clothes, but it's still probably NSFW.

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Offline AlphaOne

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what the......theyr not supose to be so bouncy are they??? i mean its unrealistic . it looks like jelou or something. OH and they better get that hair fixed cuz well when you compare the bouncy with the hair the bouncy look a like a dream.
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well i dont know about the women but impants or no implants those things move like they have a life of theyr own and that is just well stupid. The whole game is almost and crossing line towards something erotic or dare i say it pornographic even.

Now i have never been the one to argues against skin showing or generous forms but tha is ridiculous. Everuthing should be done in a crefull orchastrated balance so as not to look to vulgar or cheap.

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well i dont know about the women but impants or no implants those things move like they have a life of theyr own and that is just well stupid. The whole game is almost and crossing line towards something erotic or dare i say it pornographic even.

Now i have never been the one to argues against skin showing or generous forms but tha is ridiculous. Everuthing should be done in a crefull orchastrated balance so as not to look to vulgar or cheap.

Yeah, I know what you mean...you have to wonder what this game's designers were thinking when they came up with this mess.  I mean...come on, these boobs defy the laws of physics!
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Seems to me that these girls need better support from their Bra's and bikini tops!  ;7
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well i dont know about the women but impants or no implants those things move like they have a life of theyr own and that is just well stupid. The whole game is almost and crossing line towards something erotic or dare i say it pornographic even.

Now i have never been the one to argues against skin showing or generous forms but tha is ridiculous. Everuthing should be done in a crefull orchastrated balance so as not to look to vulgar or cheap.

You don't know much about demographically-targeted games development, do you? :D ;)

 

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That "ribbon" hair doesn't look so good.
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Ctrl Alt Del says everything that needs to be said about this, really:

http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php

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:lol:

It's a pity really, the physics/collision models for the gowns/dresses are great, it just seems a pity to use all that time sitting at a computer programming fake women when it really sounds like the coders and players need to actually stop, go out, and get realy ones.

 

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Huh? DOA3 was released on PS2? :doubt:

:lol:. It's a pity really, the physics/collision models for the gowns/dresses are great, it just seems a pity to use all that time sitting at a computer programming fake women when it really sounds like the coders and players need to actually stop, go out, and get real ones.
:sigh: I'm just speechless at this quote. To each his own, I guess... :lol: <--- pathetic lol

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Hehehe, trust me, the real ones are more fun, there's still cooling problems and sometimes they'll stop responding for no obvious reason, but that's just like owning a computer ;)

Edit : brb, being attacked by the Ms....
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If I'm not mistaken, Flips missus is Glasweigan; so that'll be him in casualty for the next 3 weeks..........

 

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Huh? DOA3 was released on PS2? :doubt:


Must be an original X-Box one then,  :p

Wasn't there a thread dedicated to the DOA movie,?  I meant to go takke my 14 year old bro to watch that, (god its great having a legitimate alabi excuse reason :D
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Wasn't there a thread dedicated to the DOA movie,?  I meant to go takke my 14 year old bro to watch that, (god its great having a legitimate alabi excuse reason :D

What the...

Looking at that review, it gets a rotten rating, but there's still "awesome"-ness in it... The weird things that happen in this world...

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