[Black Wolf]

What the **** happened to me last night? I have absolutely no recollection of posting anything here - in fact I have very little idea of how I even got home last night. I did, however, manage to obtain a steakburger from Fast Eddys, which is not walking distance away. Either I am the best driver ever, or I got a lift. I don't know. Either way, I'm sure I had a good time.

[vyper]

I said it before, I'll say it again.

Jakey!

[Mefustae]

I've got to admit I liked you better last night.

Also; Best. Custom title. Evar.

[Roanoke]

be greatful you aren't like me, finding you've bid on old cars on ebay (nearly got a  1970s Lime Green Vauxhall Cavalier last month) 

[Flipside]

My Dad used to have one of them!

[Darius]

Fast Eddy's steak burgers are great Maybe you had someone give you a lift home, it takes skill and judgement to be able to read one of their menus.

[Flipside]

Since when has 'out of walking distance' applied when you are drunk anyway? I've walked miles whilst drunk and not even realised the time thats past. In fact, the only time I have a sense of direction is when I drown all the other senses.

[Unknown Target]

Lol. Do you have a cut on your hand?

[Ferret]

I drank last night.

It got to a point where I was found at the top of the stars collapsed. o_o See if you haven't drank for a long time you forget why you don't drink a lot of the stuff....

[Bobboau]

"Fast Eddys"
as in Fast Eddys Bon-Air?
were the hell did you say you lived again?

[Black Wolf]

I do have a cut on my hand - a big decent one - an inch or so long. **** knows where it came from though.

[BlackDove]

Kudos to the admin who assembled your title.

That's just class.

[Roanoke]

be greatful you aren't like me, finding you've bid on old cars on ebay (nearly got a  1970s Lime Green Vauxhall Cavalier last month) 

My Dad used to have one of them! 

Nice car. Probably would have had it if I had somewhere to store it.

[Goober5000]

Kudos to the admin who assembled your title.

That's just class.

[an0n]

So we've got....what? Ten minutes before his title crashes the forums?

[ZylonBane]

Drinking like that is like driving your car to the mall... and then through it.

Ah well, it's fun to laugh at the folks who can't stop.

[BlackDove]

The key thing in that sentence being "at" and not "with"

[Goober5000]

So we've got....what? Ten minutes before his title crashes the forums?

You're forgetting my flux capacitor.  The title change retroactively caused all the hosting problems we've been having over the past few months.

[Turey]

I'm thinking we need a "drunken" text filter for April 2007...

[Kosh]

What is it with drunks coming here and posting random ****?