[BlackDove]

Kind of states what the place really is.

[Descenterace]

I don't post when drunk.

Actually, I do, but no one ever notices that I'm drunk. I just take a bit longer to type up posts.

[Mefustae]

I don't post when drunk.

Actually, I do, but no one ever notices that I'm drunk. I just take a bit longer to type up posts.

You're drunk right now, aren't you.

[Flipside]

Considering the 4 1/2 hour gap between the posts, I'd say very

[kode]

Drinking like that is like driving your car to the mall... and then through it.

Ah well, it's fun to laugh at the folks who can't stop.

it worked for the blues brothers.

[Gortef]

What is it with drunks coming here and posting random ****?

Well what else can they do? HLP is attractive.

[vyper]

Tey thnk threyt funnwy

[Descenterace]

I don't post when drunk.

Actually, I do, but no one ever notices that I'm drunk. I just take a bit longer to type up posts.

You're drunk right now, aren't you.

No. My last piss-up was Friday night, and I was too tired to use the computer by the time I got home.

[Mefustae]

I don't post when drunk.

Actually, I do, but no one ever notices that I'm drunk. I just take a bit longer to type up posts.

You're drunk right now, aren't you.

No. My last piss-up was Friday night, and I was too tired to use the computer by the time I got home.

Suuuuure you were, rummy.

[Ford Prefect]

I didn't wanna start a new thread for this but I would just like to inform the admins that I am thoroughly enjoying my user title, despite the clear inaccuracies.

[Turambar]

rofl

more effective might have been a permanent post count of 2

[Ford Prefect]

Moments before sex:

"I'm sorry if my penis is kinda small."

"Oh don't worry about it. Size isn't everything."

"Also, my post count is 2."

"Uhhhh, I've gotta go. Don't call me."