[redsniper]

I don't get access.

[Nuke]

you just need to be 2^12

[Mefustae]

Star Trek + Kirk = Goodness
Wish i saw the TV series along With the movie series (only saw the movie series).

Dude, Picard could kick Kirk's ass! *Adjusts wide-rimmed glasses*

[Prophet]

Dude, Picard could kick Kirk's ass! *Adjusts wide-rimmed glasses*

With what? At least Kirk has pockets and hair. What does Picard have, other than female minions in tight clothes?

[WMCoolmon]

With what? At least Kirk has pockets and hair. What does Picard have, other than female minions in tight clothes?

Data.

[aldo_14]

Dude, Picard could kick Kirk's ass! *Adjusts wide-rimmed glasses*

With what? At least Kirk has pockets and hair. What does Picard have, other than female minions in tight clothes?

Female minions in tight clothes.

all he has to do is get Kirkshatner into a steamy alien embrace and infect him with some exotic STD.  Or steal his toupee.

[TrashMan]

Now, now... Kirk is a good dude.

Remember, the Federation expanded drasticly during (and right after) his time.
Probably becosue of all the family ties with humanity that popped up all over Alpha quadrant

[Mefustae]

...And Picard effectively destroyed all life in the ****ing galaxy in "All Good Things...". Only thing Kirk ever came close to destroying was his bedsprings.

[Colonol Dekker]

Maybe the odd business too, Remember that dude who had three biatches lined up for miners. Honest enough, 3 lonely guys + 3 willing women = £££ and kirk comes along and ends up p1$$i1ng all over the honest plan.


What was that guys name, i forgot

[Prophet]

Wasn't it Kirk who wen't to kick Gods ass in the galactic center (or something like that)? And furthermore, when Kirk gets his shirt ripped off, its a turn on for both male and female gender. And he get's his shirt ripped off often. But shirtless picard listening classical music will cause a severe case of death in viewers.

And Kirk still has pockets.

[Colonol Dekker]

Wasn't it Kirk who wen't to kick Gods ass in the galactic center (or something like that)? And furthermore, when Kirk gets his shirt ripped off, its a turn on for both male and female gender. And he get's his shirt ripped off often. But shirtless picard listening classical music will cause a severe case of death in viewers.

And Kirk still has pockets.

  Orly?

[Prophet]

Ok. Maybe not a turn on for males, but at least a cause for envy.

[karajorma]

What was that guys name, i forgot

His name was Mudd.

Literally

[Colonol Dekker]

Ok. Maybe not a turn on for males, but at least a cause for envy.

Cause for envy, i for one am in shape, I have a rippling set of muscles, lean, not beefy. Cut like a diamond...

Oh yeah !


@ Kaj,  many thanks It was at the back of my mind, along with some very, very wrong stuff i'd rather forget

[Cobra]

What was that guys name, i forgot

His name was Mudd.

I... don't believe it. Harry Mudd!

Chekov: Harry Mudd programmed you?
Androids: Yes, my lord.
Chekov: That un-principle, evil-minded lecherous "kruak" (it's russian, bear with me) programmed you?
Androids: Yes, my lord.
Chekov: This place is even better than Leningrad.

[Ferret]

Wasn't it Kirk who wen't to kick Gods ass in the galactic center (or something like that)?

Yeah but that movie is hilariously bad. You should watch the Rifftrax for it ha haha.

[Ford Prefect]

[Mefustae]

Okay, Kirk wins.

[Ford Prefect]

I actually much prefer Picard, but this picture series is really funny.

[WMCoolmon]

Blast, that was going to be my Secret Weapon for the next flamewar I got into.