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Offline Polpolion

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Re: McDonalds wants to patent the sandwich.
Reply #20 on: November 27, 2006, 09:35:45 pm
Quote from: wtf_cl0vvn on November 27, 2006, 08:38:24 pm
If they do, they will find some way to get every sandwich making company to pay them royalties.


win/win situation: everyone either continues buying at mcdonalds b/c everyone doesn't care, or because other sandwich places are more expensive due to the paying of royalties.
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should people boycott, the other places are STILL going to have to pay them royalties.


the ingenuity of the situation is astounding.

People won't care. You will still have those fat people who live next door to McDonalds and drive there.
 

Offline Knight Templar

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Re: McDonalds wants to patent the sandwich.
Reply #21 on: November 27, 2006, 10:09:48 pm
Quote from: Sandwich™ on November 26, 2006, 07:32:35 pm
Those... bastards!! They can't patent ME!!!! I'll patent them right back!!!!!!!!!!!

* Sandwich ™ patents self.

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Well, technically, US patent law prohibits that, as long as you're actually human.  :nervous:
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Offline Goober5000

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Re: McDonalds wants to patent the sandwich.
Reply #22 on: November 27, 2006, 10:17:16 pm
don't worry, the Israeli army will be after them in no time.  followed shortly by the jewish deli lobby.

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Offline Roanoke

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Re: McDonalds wants to patent the sandwich.
Reply #23 on: November 28, 2006, 12:30:17 pm
Quote from: Rictor on November 26, 2006, 01:21:43 pm


"sandwich delivery tool" just has a great ring to it.

is that the poor sod they pay to serve the food ?

 

Offline wtf_cl0vvn

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Re: McDonalds wants to patent the sandwich.
Reply #24 on: November 28, 2006, 03:14:36 pm
They serve you food in McDonalds? I thought they just threw the thing(not even a real sandwich) on a tray and grumbled haveaniceday like the sulky high school students they are...


here in the American South (Texas) we get the best in McDonalds service  :ick:



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Offline spartan_0214

Re: McDonalds wants to patent the sandwich.
Reply #25 on: November 28, 2006, 05:28:47 pm
McDonalds = :ick: :wtf: :drevil: :mad: :hopping: :no: :doubt: :blah:

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Offline redsniper

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Re: McDonalds wants to patent the sandwich.
Reply #26 on: November 28, 2006, 10:14:55 pm
There seems to be a disproportionate number of HLPers from Texas.
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Offline Mongoose

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Re: McDonalds wants to patent the sandwich.
Reply #27 on: November 28, 2006, 11:55:50 pm
They may patent the sandwich, but can they patent the sammich?
 

Offline Ford Prefect

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Re: McDonalds wants to patent the sandwich.
Reply #28 on: November 29, 2006, 12:07:32 am


"Heeyuhhh. Maybe dey would like to patent my sandwich: THE KNUCKLE SANDWICH! DEYAUHAUHAUHAUHAUHAUH!!!!"
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