You
Do realize you just placed her under great pressure. In 5 years time we will be expecting her "campaign" and if it sucks she will be tormented relentlessly...

I'm willing to cut her some slack and settle for a retail effort... (new get her to work, clocks ticking!!!)
Since she's been named "Officially", unofficially she could be: Helena "Lightspeed" Pedalian... (or substitute "Lightning-Marshall") Of course either would be guaranteed torment at school, but sacrifices
MUST be made!
Damn Metroid, either he
HATES that hat, or he's gotta go number 2... (bet he appreciates that on the net).