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Offline aldo_14

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Stupidest thing in FS2?
I think I have a winner....

   

And I was at 100% hull.....

[This message has been edited by aldo_14 (edited 12-26-2001).]

 

Offline Styxx

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LOL!

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Offline Nico

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SCREW CANON!

 

Offline mikhael

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Originally posted by aldo_14:
I think I have a winner....

*** IMG deleted to save Aldo's dignity ***
And I was at 100% hull.....

[This message has been edited by aldo_14 (edited 12-26-2001).]

I've been there man. *heh* and always near the end of a mission when I'm getting cocky.

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Offline Thorn

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heh, ever have the Colossus blow up in the final mission?
I have, first thing I noticed wrong, big set of engines in front of me
second, they were exploding
third, I was in a different ship that I was in the 2nd last (I was in an Aries with dual Kaysers and Trebs, then I was in a Perseus with dual Maxims and Tempests)
fourth, the engenes were flying at me extremely fast
fifth, I was dead....

 

Offline WMCoolmon

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It took a Collosus exploding to kill Alpha 1...yes, that's been said before...
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Offline Thorn

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Yeah, by me...

 

Offline CODEDOG ND

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pfft Ive been killed by herc debirs b4.
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Offline aldo_14

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and the lesson is - never step outside your spaceship to take screenshots  

Oh, and mikhael - what dignity?

 

 

Offline CP5670

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pfft Ive been killed by herc debirs b4.

I was destroyed by SC 5 debris once but my hull was at 10% or something.

The GTVA should start using huge chunks of debris against their enemies instead of standard weapons...

 

Offline mikhael

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Originally posted by aldo_14:
and the lesson is - never step outside your spaceship to take screenshots  

Oh, and mikhael - what dignity?

 

  True. After getting killed by debris, diginity does kinda go out the window.


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Offline Nico

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Originally posted by CP5670:
I was destroyed by SC 5 debris once but my hull was at 10% or something.  

The GTVA should start using huge chunks of debris against their enemies instead of standard weapons...  

I used cargos in Iwar2 as weaôns, once: I docked with one, went at about 1500 mps and dropped it, boum, it went directly into that ùmarauder station hehe, quite efficient, it was full of neutron warheads  

SCREW CANON!

 

Offline Alikchi

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YOU HAVE BEEN KILLED BY YOUR OWN MISSLES
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Offline Thorn

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Yeah, Ive done that..
"Alpha One has been killed by Alpha One"

 

Offline an0n

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Heheh, I altered the Tempests so that they fired in bursts of thirty. They had 360 tracking, had like a 0.003 rotation time and went about 1200m/s. They were also heat seeking. If there were hostiles behind me I had to fire them, hit the burners and corkscrew outta their way. Anything slower than a Uly and I was toast. They had like 2000 damage per missile. Hehehe. Blatant misuse of TBL editing.
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Offline Anduril

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Stupidest thing about FS2? That would have to be the bug they never fixed with damping, where if you try to make your ships slide more than the tiniest bit, you end up flying sideways. Killed any hope of a physics mod for FS2.

Well, that and the 60km box outside of which Command will kill you.  


 

Offline an0n

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??? Elaborate.

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Offline Sandwich

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Originally posted by Anduril:
Stupidest thing about FS2? That would have to be the bug they never fixed with damping, where if you try to make your ships slide more than the tiniest bit, you end up flying sideways. Killed any hope of a physics mod for FS2.

Whaddya mean? I tried it, and it worked just like I expected to. The main problem I had was that those sliding keys weren't remappable.  

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Offline Fury

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Originally posted by sandwich:
Whaddya mean? I tried it, and it worked just like I expected to. The main problem I had was that those sliding keys weren't remappable.  


And AI takes a hitch... so there's no real reason to make "physics" mod.

 

Offline Darkage

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I tryed in the mission The Lions Den to kill the sathanas by raming it didn't work very wel

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