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Offline Sandwich

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How To Prank a Telemarketer
on: December 13, 2006, 08:10:15 am
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Re: How To Prank a Telemarketer
Reply #1 on: December 13, 2006, 08:23:19 am
Heard this one before. Instant internet classic :)
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Re: How To Prank a Telemarketer
Reply #2 on: December 13, 2006, 08:39:07 am
Oh man, that rocked!
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Re: How To Prank a Telemarketer
Reply #3 on: December 13, 2006, 12:59:02 pm
That.... could be illegal
 

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Re: How To Prank a Telemarketer
Reply #4 on: December 13, 2006, 02:39:05 pm
Oh my god...that's hilarious :lol:
 

Offline Dark Hunter

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Re: How To Prank a Telemarketer
Reply #5 on: December 13, 2006, 05:32:34 pm
About as funny as the time Dave Barry gave the public the telemarketers' phone number.  :lol:
They got so many calls from people just trying to bug them that they changed their phone number... then Dave Barry gave everybody the new one! :lol: :lol:
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Re: How To Prank a Telemarketer
Reply #6 on: December 13, 2006, 08:59:02 pm
This is awesome :yes: !!!
  

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Re: How To Prank a Telemarketer
Reply #7 on: December 13, 2006, 09:07:58 pm
I've actually got two whole CDs of this stuff. Hilarious.
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Re: How To Prank a Telemarketer
Reply #8 on: December 15, 2006, 10:45:40 am
Sigh... poor telemarketers. I've been sort of working as one part-time recently, working for the Alumni Giving office at my university. It's a tough job. Pays decently though.... one of the best jobs on campus.
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Re: How To Prank a Telemarketer
Reply #9 on: December 15, 2006, 03:14:43 pm
 :lol:

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Re: How To Prank a Telemarketer
Reply #10 on: December 18, 2006, 05:24:49 am
OMFG I finally lost it when I saw the words "Mexican Midget"  :lol:


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