[Vertigo1]

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[mikhael]

*sigh*

They never learn.

*clickityclacketykaboom!*

Scratch one more computer 'expert'.  

(yes I saw that its the Weekly World News, a tabloid)

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--Mik
http://www.404error.com
ruhkferret on ICQ/AIM

[Stryke 9]

Hell, it isn't difficult or anything. I know how to turn my computer into a bomb. Just take a little C-4, or gasoline, whatever's lying around...

[Stryke 9]

"when the receiver downloads the attachment... the molecular structure of the CPU is altered, causing it to blast apart like a large hand grenade"

Cooool. Wonder what else it can change into...  

IT'S THE NEW "NUDE JENNIFER ANISTON" FOR IBM-COMPATIBLE PCs!   [wishes it were true]

[CP5670]

 

"when the receiver downloads the attachment... the molecular structure of the CPU is altered, causing it to blast apart like a large hand grenade"

Alter the molecular structure with an electrical signal? I guess these processors are more advanced than I thought...

[Nico]

 

Originally posted by CP5670:
Alter the molecular structure with an electrical signal?   I guess these processors are more advanced than I thought...  

and you know what? If I stare at my screen for a long time while thinkig about someone, my mental rays will be emplified by the tube and i'll be able to mindcontrol this people. cool, no?  

[Sandwich]

Wow, look at the ancient computer in that picture - the arrow keys are arranged in a "+", not an upside-down "t"...  

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[Nico]

and what about the 13" screen?

[Starwing]

...or the 5 1/4 inch floppy drive?

[Nico]

heyheyhey.
Did you know that if you blow a computer of an airline agency, all the planes switch to autodestruction mode.
Arnold Yabenson... a name not to forget  

[Starwing]

 

I printed it and put it onto my wall. This is just too sick.

If this guy is a computer expert, then I'm the emperor of China...

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You guys are still strange...

[Zeronet]

It looks like a joke to me.

[Stryke 9]

Joke? Naw... it's the Weekly World News! Same paper that has exclusive rights to tht epic Bat Boy story! Same paper that lets everyone know that the world will end every single New Year's!

[an0n]

Just wait till everyone starts getting those fridges that automatically order food for you over the internet. You go for a beer a *boom* the fridge takes off yer arm.  

[Anduril]

I honestly don't know if these tabloids take themselves seriously anymore...  

[mikhael]

 

Originally posted by Anduril:
I honestly don't know if these tabloids take themselves seriously anymore...  

The WWN doesn't even make an attempt at credibility. They make up the most outlandish  drek and publish it. Every time I'm at the supermarket, I pick it up and skim through for a good laugh. A couple months ago they had an article about "How to tell if your Guardian Angel is Gay" I was DYING. It turns out that my Guardian Angel and my wife's both are likely gay.  


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--Mik
http://www.404error.com
ruhkferret on ICQ/AIM

[Dr.Zer0]

*Buys riot shields, sand bags, reinforced titanium walls, 500 square yards of electrified barbed wiring, level 5 security system, nuclear fallout shelter, 7.62 cm automated turrets, and a heavy suppression arsional* now I should be ready for any emails  

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[Anaz]

 

Originally posted by Starwing:
 

I printed it and put it onto my wall. This is just too sick.

If this guy is a computer expert, then I'm the emperor of China...

Hello emperor...

 

[Stryke 9]

Other classics: "Severed Leg Hops to Hospital!"
"Is Cuba Breeding an Army of Attack Sharks?"

The last one I'm not sure is word-for-word, but it was the gist of it.

[Alikchi]

    this is too much