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Offline aldo_14

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"Jesus Mary, that's a hideous kid you've got there!"
on: December 21, 2006, 03:15:36 am
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Re: "Jesus Mary, that's a hideous kid you've got there!"
Reply #1 on: December 21, 2006, 03:23:21 am
It wouldn't surprise me if people started worshiping these things. It took far less to start them worshipping the Virgin Mary. :doubt:
 

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Re: "Jesus Mary, that's a hideous kid you've got there!"
Reply #2 on: December 21, 2006, 05:42:44 am
On the rough subject of strange child-birth

1 woman, 2 wombs, 3 babies
 

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Re: "Jesus Mary, that's a hideous kid you've got there!"
Reply #3 on: December 21, 2006, 06:13:42 am
"Jesus, Mary, mother of Zods"  :lol:

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Re: "Jesus Mary, that's a hideous kid you've got there!"
Reply #4 on: December 21, 2006, 08:26:34 am
ITS RAPTOR JESUS!!
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Re: "Jesus Mary, that's a hideous kid you've got there!"
Reply #5 on: December 21, 2006, 12:15:57 pm
Quote from: aldo_14 on December 21, 2006, 05:42:44 am
On the rough subject of strange child-birth

1 woman, 2 wombs, 3 babies

That's rather amazing.
  

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Re: "Jesus Mary, that's a hideous kid you've got there!"
Reply #6 on: December 21, 2006, 12:42:56 pm
Quote from: Turambar on December 21, 2006, 08:26:34 am
ITS RAPTOR JESUS!!

Lol. I think its pritty cool. But the woman with 2 ... ya know, thats just wrong and wierd.
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Re: "Jesus Mary, that's a hideous kid you've got there!"
Reply #7 on: December 21, 2006, 01:34:34 pm
Quote from: Charismatic on December 21, 2006, 12:42:56 pm
Quote from: Turambar on December 21, 2006, 08:26:34 am
ITS RAPTOR JESUS!!

Lol. I think its pritty cool. But the woman with 2 ... ya know, thats just wrong and wierd.

why wrong?
 

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Re: "Jesus Mary, that's a hideous kid you've got there!"
Reply #8 on: December 21, 2006, 01:52:50 pm
Twice the aggravation, twice the cravings, twice the postpartum depression?
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Offline Janos

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Re: "Jesus Mary, that's a hideous kid you've got there!"
Reply #9 on: December 22, 2006, 12:21:05 pm
Quote from: ngtm1r on December 21, 2006, 01:52:50 pm
Twice the aggravation, twice the cravings, twice the postpartum depression?

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Re: "Jesus Mary, that's a hideous kid you've got there!"
Reply #10 on: December 22, 2006, 12:28:56 pm
Quote from: Janos on December 22, 2006, 12:21:05 pm
Quote from: ngtm1r on December 21, 2006, 01:52:50 pm
Twice the aggravation, twice the cravings, twice the postpartum depression?

omni animal coitus post morten no wait

All animals sex after death? Or all animals have sex after death?

It should be

'Omni animales coitum post mortem habent'
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Re: "Jesus Mary, that's a hideous kid you've got there!"
Reply #11 on: December 22, 2006, 09:36:37 pm
* ngtm1r wishes he could remember that silly Latin phrases thing. Would you like a toaster? If you only knew the power of the Dark Side. Etc.
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Re: "Jesus Mary, that's a hideous kid you've got there!"
Reply #12 on: December 23, 2006, 12:08:50 am
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The condition, which is actually called uterus didelphys, affects one in 1,000 women in the UK.

See, this is the kind of random **** that they should teach in Biology.
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